Summer Transfer Window 2017

[malfosse]

Hi everyone

Just like to let you all know that all my ITK bullspit was well and truely made up, thats right, king ITK was a fake. I decided to come out after the Echo will not reply to me requesting any such sort of article/blog thingy!

There were certain people on here @orly @ijjysmith @MorgsGoat who could sniff me out a mile away! I doth my cap to you sirs!

I do admit a massive mistake in backing off on the Sandro stuff then getting back on board, if i just stuck to my guns certain members may have been less likely to sniff me out.

To be fair i still have sigurdsson which i said is done about a month a go, if that hits then that is a strike rate of 3. Better than some more reputible ITK's out there. (Alot of people harp on about WRD1878 has got stuff right in the past, anyone can fire a shot and get a few right cant they).

A particular highlight was when Sandro was seen in the Tittanic and Pickford signed in the same week, the weasel hunters were seriously panicking at the time, and i was in full ITK mode!

It was a shame no body challenged me to a "if im wrong on sandro and pickford" the challenger has to leave GOT, that would of been superb.

Anyway, why the hell did i pretend you ask? God knows? i'm mentally unstable? yes! I have the mental age of a 12 year old? Yes.
Mainly i set out to achieve ITK status, accept the plaudits then reveal myself in a big fan fair to prove that a broken clock can be right twice a day and dont pay to much attention to all the rubbish out there!

Sort of blew up in my face though to be honest

@orly dont even dare take away my weasel points, they were very hard earned.

I bid you good day sirs

 

[Moomin]

I think Moomin's thread should be unlocked. Clearly something in this story.

@AndyC

 

[granter79]

Hi everyone

Just like to let you all know that all my ITK bullspit was well and truely made up, thats right, king ITK was a fake. I decided to come out after the Echo will not reply to me requesting any such sort of article/blog thingy!

There were certain people on here @orly @ijjysmith @MorgsGoat who could sniff me out a mile away! I doth my cap to you sirs!

I do admit a massive mistake in backing off on the Sandro stuff then getting back on board, if i just stuck to my guns certain members may have been less likely to sniff me out.

To be fair i still have sigurdsson which i said is done about a month a go, if that hits then that is a strike rate of 3. Better than some more reputible ITK's out there. (Alot of people harp on about WRD1878 has got stuff right in the past, anyone can fire a shot and get a few right cant they).

A particular highlight was when Sandro was seen in the Tittanic and Pickford signed in the same week, the weasel hunters were seriously panicking at the time, and i was in full ITK mode!

It was a shame no body challenged me to a "if im wrong on sandro and pickford" the challenger has to leave GOT, that would of been superb.

Anyway, why the hell did i pretend you ask? God knows? i'm mentally unstable? yes! I have the mental age of a 12 year old? Yes.
Mainly i set out to achieve ITK status, accept the plaudits then reveal myself in a big fan fair to prove that a broken clock can be right twice a day and dont pay to much attention to all the rubbish out there!

Sort of blew up in my face though to be honest

@orly dont even dare take away my weasel points, they were very hard earned.

I bid you good day sirs

Welcome. U new?

 

[carolinablue232]

Someone mentioned this to me this morning, supposedly us and Crystal Palace sniffing round him.

Cue someone saying he would be great as back - up.

As someone who actually saw some small value in Cuco signing, I don't get this at all. Collins is crap, 33, and would actually cost a transfer fee. No way this is real.

 

[jrj]

talks with siggy has stalled, so we've gone for an exact opposite alternative.

so we've gone from a tall, hard working, PL proven, experienced centrally oriented playmaker who has excellent set pieces to a
young, flamboyant, raw, short, winger with no premier league experience, pretty much no football experience who i imagine doesn't take any set pieces.

Sanches is a centre mid mate, your point still stands though

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

As someone who actually saw some small value in Cuco signing, I don't get this at all. Collins is crap, 33, and would actually cost a transfer fee. No way this is real.

Think because Koeman said he was after another defender, and the media not liking the new Everton spending money, they've started linking us with yard dogs mate.

 

[carolinablue232]

Think because Koeman said he was after another defender, and the media not liking the new Everton spending money, they've started linking us with yard dogs mate.

The media equivalent of us thinking we're going to sign Van Dijk then. We'll find something in the middle. There's a lot of middle between those two.

 

[toffeejack]

Sanches is a centre mid mate, your point still stands though

yeah, i had a feeling he was, but thought i'd only seen him on the wing for portugal in the euros. Just a square peg then maybe.

 

[DanEFC92]

Can he play at centre half? ahhhhhhahahahaha


Christ.

 

[flibbyflob]

Lewis Collins, at least he's professional !

Quicker too even though he has been dead about 5 years

 

[dutchblue54]

Think because Koeman said he was after another defender, and the media not liking the new Everton spending money, they've started linking us with yard dogs mate.

surely koeman wants a left sided defender who can play full back as well

 

[devogue]

People actually think we are signing James Collins lol exact same as the Andre Gray rumours, absolute bs.

 

[gixerk6]

Dembele injured and will miss the start of the season. That's another striking option gone if we were interested

 

[Kal El]

Hi everyone

Just like to let you all know that all my ITK bullspit was well and truely made up, thats right, king ITK was a fake. I decided to come out after the Echo will not reply to me requesting any such sort of article/blog thingy!

There were certain people on here @orly @ijjysmith @MorgsGoat who could sniff me out a mile away! I doth my cap to you sirs!

I do admit a massive mistake in backing off on the Sandro stuff then getting back on board, if i just stuck to my guns certain members may have been less likely to sniff me out.

To be fair i still have sigurdsson which i said is done about a month a go, if that hits then that is a strike rate of 3. Better than some more reputible ITK's out there. (Alot of people harp on about WRD1878 has got stuff right in the past, anyone can fire a shot and get a few right cant they).

A particular highlight was when Sandro was seen in the Tittanic and Pickford signed in the same week, the weasel hunters were seriously panicking at the time, and i was in full ITK mode!

It was a shame no body challenged me to a "if im wrong on sandro and pickford" the challenger has to leave GOT, that would of been superb.

Anyway, why the hell did i pretend you ask? God knows? i'm mentally unstable? yes! I have the mental age of a 12 year old? Yes.
Mainly i set out to achieve ITK status, accept the plaudits then reveal myself in a big fan fair to prove that a broken clock can be right twice a day and dont pay to much attention to all the rubbish out there!

Sort of blew up in my face though to be honest

@orly dont even dare take away my weasel points, they were very hard earned.

I bid you good day sirs

 

[devogue]

This is myers response to the rumour