Are you ready for this...
July 26th - "We have lost (Ramiro) Funes Mori to a knee injury and I am looking to replace him. We lost Romelu Lukaku and brought in Sandro Ramirez but we are trying to sign another striker and maybe one more."
August 3rd - "We need two more front players"
August 11th - "But still now we really have one striker, in my opinion ... “But compare that to the big teams and what they have on the bench or even in the stands and it is a big difference to Everton."
August 16th - "We still need to sign a striker."
August 21st - "We are looking for a left-footed central defender, maybe as back-up for Leighton Baines ... Also a striker because I think even with the talent of Dominic and Ramirez, look to other squads. They have that number of players. If we need to make the next step we need a striker in as well."
August 26th - "We need at least two more players to get numbers in, but the most important thing is to get a striker in,"
I hope Ronald walks away from this shambles. He will be absolutely fuming, I hope he hasn't had a drink tonight.
Get that completely useless waste of money Steve Walsh straight into the bin. What a terrible appointment.
Farhad Moshiri please stop chatting wham to Jim White and just get on with building a competitive football club, clear out the board room and sort yourself out.