Summer Transfer Window 2019

[Sweverton]

Hello lads, so the diet has temporarily slipped and I had a couple of double cheeseburgers for lunch and then tucked into some oreo bites, also polished off 3 packets of mini cheddars and a large chocolate milkshake, could we get some plausible transfer news before I go into a diabetic coma please.

I still reckon I could smash the life out of @Nymzee and @Zatara even in a coma

The McWilliams and CO

 

[Zatara]

Hello lads, so the diet has temporarily slipped and I had a couple of double cheeseburgers for lunch and then tucked into some oreo bites, also polished off 3 packets of mini cheddars and a large chocolate milkshake, could we get some plausible transfer news before I go into a diabetic coma please.

I feel so rough now, so much so that I've started eyeing up the shop near work that sell chocolate pancakes and ice cream.

Are you still alive?

Thread summary...

Lets hope theres a big signing soon...

 

[GwladysPhil]

Hello lads, so the diet has temporarily slipped and I had a couple of double cheeseburgers for lunch and then tucked into some oreo bites, also polished off 3 packets of mini cheddars and a large chocolate milkshake, could we get some plausible transfer news before I go into a diabetic coma please.

I still reckon I could smash the life out of @Nymzee and @Zatara even in a coma

Did you actually eat all that?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Neres is ours - Friday...vault me you horrors.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

lol wtf

Like I wasn't trying to recommend we buy British

 

[Brisan123]

Supposedly Besiktas asking for BOTH Vlasic and Lookman on loan

Them Turks can do one
Have they ever spent a penny on a player.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Neres is ours - Friday...vault me you horrors.

Unusual day for anything to go down at Everton.

 

[blue61]

Neres is ours - Friday...vault me you horrors.

By horrors, I assume you mean @orly

 

[ashwuk76]

Neres is ours - Friday...vault me you horrors.

@orly

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Unusual day for anything to go down at Everton.

touch of deja vu

 

[Bungle]

Did you actually eat all that?

I did mate, if I could move my fat arms far enough I'd be tempted to dial 999 as a precaution

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Neres is ours - Friday...vault me you horrors.

That's more like it!!

 

[Zatara]

Unusual day for anything to go down at Everton.

Touch of deja-vu

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

That's more like it!!

Sauced to the MAX!

 

[Encoder]

Mmmmm food

Great album by MF DOOM