Summer Transfer Window 2019

[Dutch Toffee]

OK, I'll panic after July 24 since all those were Brands first season..

If we haven't made any signings by then, I might panic together with you

 

[deipnosophist]

The writing was on the wall whenever they won the World Cup in 66.

The delivery of the Dildo Superdrome has set us back considerable windows.

You wouldn’t be alone in being concerned about the advances West Ham are making. They really should have their own thread in here, like the RS do. Both those clubs are our bitterest rivals

 

[blulouie]

Would you even pay £40m?

Thats about right atm

 

[Howards tipple]

Why is this thread all about West Ham?

Really couldn't care who they sign.

I am confident we will be comfortably above them at the end of the season.

I am also sure that Brands approach to the market will be more robust and successful than theirs.

Can we go back to focusing on who we might be bringing in to strengthen our team?

 

[BlueStevie35]

Why is this thread all about West Ham?

Really couldn't care who they sign.

I am confident we will be comfortably above them at the end of the season.

I am also sure that Brands approach to the market will be more robust and successful than theirs.

Can we go back to focusing on who we might be bringing in to strengthen our team?

@GwladysBlue got lost thinking it was the other clubs transfers thread and was crying about it

 

[ADT]

West Ham are funded by Dildos

 

[COYBL25]

That Fornals West Ham have just signed is an attacking midfielder who plays either just behind the striker, or wide right. In 35 La Liga games last season he had a grand total of 2 goals and a mighty 3 assists. That tells me he is a player with very little end product. But, he’s a foreign player signed for decent money so he must be good I suppose.

Maxi Gomez, West Ham apparently have a bid accepted, but so do a big Spanish club and the player is thought to prefer to stay in Spain. So West Ham are a long way from doing that particular deal.

And people on here are now wetting the bed about the Ammers why? Unbelievable

Surely you must know how it works by now ?

West Ham sign a player, in fact any player at all that signs for them automatically turns them into the best team in the world.

 

[MikeH72]

West Ham are Dildos

Correct.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Surely you must know how it works by now ?

West Ham sign a player, in fact any player at all and that automatically turns them into the best team in the world.

I remember Stoke doing it too. Remind me where they are now?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

You wouldn’t be alone in being concerned about the advances West Ham are making. They really should have their own thread in here, like the RS do. Both those clubs are our bitterest rivals

I’m pretty sure we do actually. One of our more forward thinking brethren foresaw the irresistible rise of the Jellied Eel Army.

 

[Golan]

Why is this thread all about West Ham?

Really couldn't care who they sign.

I am confident we will be comfortably above them at the end of the season.

I am also sure that Brands approach to the market will be more robust and successful than theirs.

Can we go back to focusing on who we might be bringing in to strengthen our team?

Don't worry, it'll change focus when Bournemouth or Watford sign someone we have no interest in.

 

[deipnosophist]

I’m pretty sure we do actually. One of our more forward thinking brethren foresaw the irresistible rise of the Jellied Eel Army.

West Ham already have a dedicated thread on here?? ...and to think I was only being facetious...
Bloody West Ham are really annoying me now...

 

[Connor]

lol

Cracking.

Fake news.

But cracking.

 

[SerenityNigh]

For they will inherit the curds.

I believe it’s the Brie which will inherit the curds
The cheesemakers will be called sons of Gouda

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Our deadwood is awful like proper awful, I won't even be mad at Brands if he fails to shift any of them on a permanent this year, They are proper bad

We couldn't even give them away, unless we would be willing to pay up there contracts because the money the likes of Sandro is on he won't be going anywhere for less wages