Summer Transfer Window 2019

[harris78]

Idiot posting that crap probably just assumed he was African. Lazy and racist

Racist weaselling, takeing it to a whole other level this window.

 

[Frang]

I can't believe I'd forgotten that Mein ChangeMyNameFrandelino, used to post that owl meme a lot too.

Anyways, Moist Keaneo- are we signing him or not?? Apparently even his name is pronounced differently to the way it is spelled

Multi... Orly now

Back to faux signings lads..

Wouldn't mind that French lad..,

 

[Toffeepot]

I can't believe I'd forgotten that Mein ChangeMyNameFrandelino, used to post that owl meme a lot too.

Anyways, Moist Keaneo- are we signing him or not?? Apparently even his name is pronounced differently to the way it is spelled

Apparently Sarri really likes him and will be playing him and giving him a new contract tripling his pay.

 

[Goat]

I can't believe I'd forgotten that Mein ChangeMyNameFrandelino, used to post that owl meme a lot too.

Anyways, Moist Keaneo- are we signing him or not?? Apparently even his name is pronounced differently to the way it is spelled

We will not be signing Moist Keggers, nor will we be signing DaveK Neres.

Or anybody named Everton.

 

[orly]

We will not be signing Moist Keggers, nor will we be signing DaveK Neres.

Or anybody named Everton.

What a disaster this all is mein NoSigningsPleaseFrandelino

We need blammos but we are not getting the blammos

 

[Goat]

What a disaster this all is mein NoSigningsPleaseFrandelino

We need blammos but we are not getting the blammos

Marcel Brands is fingering the blammos as we speak.

2 weeks till preseason starts, suspect Big Marcel will be racking up the minutes on his burner all next week.

 

[orly]

Marcel Brands is fingering the blammos as we speak.

2 weeks till preseason starts, suspect Big Marcel will be racking up the minutes on his burner all next week.

Only two weeks until we have to worry about football again ?!?!?!

 

[KaiserEFC]

Marcel Brands is fingering the blammos as we speak.

2 weeks till preseason starts, suspect Big Marcel will be racking up the minutes on his burner all next week.

Still trying to get a record deal for Our Yala I’ve heard

 

[Goat]

Only two weeks until we have to worry about football again ?!?!?!

6 weeks till WE have to worry about football, but only 2 for Marco and the boys.

 

[orly]

6 weeks till WE have to worry about football, but only 2 for Marco and the boys.

We have only two weeks to make Marcel see that Toxic Tom and Calorie-Loser need to be moved on asap.

We need a striker. We need one.

 

[Aries]

2 weeks till preseason starts, suspect Big Marcel will be racking up the minutes on his burner all next week.

Week tomorrow

 

[Goat]

Week tomorrow

I wasnt sure on the date, I just knew it was around the 1st week in July.

 

[Connor]

We have only two weeks to make Marcel see that Toxic Tom and Calorie-Loser need to be moved on asap.

We need a striker. We need one.

Crying at Calorie-Loser

 

[The Penny Blue]

LEAK ALERT:

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An ITK Twitter account tweeting a photo from another ITKer reporting a story from someone that told them something about Everton. Practically written in stone.

I hope this was one of you lot... lol

 

[Tel001]

Kean is Italian

Why does he need a work permit?

I heard that we pulled out of a deal after learning that he didn’t require a permit and he would actually be able to play for us if he signed