Summer Transfer Window 2019

[formerly manx toffee]

Jizz Hornkamp.

On my life

 

[ijjysmith]

If we don’t submit a firm bid for Jizz Hornkamp ASAP I am done with this club
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@farhad DO IT

 

[Bluebonic]

I absolutely refuse to believe there is such a person as Jizz Hornkamp? Surely he listed his pornstar name by mistake?

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I absolutely refuse to believe there is such a person as Jizz Hornkamp? Surely he listed his pornstar name by mistake?

We're looking for a right back mind you

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

We need a RB, tbf, and 2 goals in 7 games is a decent start to his senior career...

Jizz Hornkamp - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Dutch Toffee]

We need a RB, tbf, and 2 goals in 7 games is a decent start to his senior career...

Jizz Hornkamp - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Strange one this. Started out as a striker, but decided together with his coaches at Heerenveen to turn into a right back.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Strange one this. Started out as a striker, but decided together with his coaches at Heerenveen to turn into a right back.

... he plays where he waaaaaants
Jizzy Hornkamp
He plays where he wants

 

[ijjysmith]

Strange one this. Started out as a striker, but decided together with his coaches at Heerenveen to turn into a right back.

I’m not sure that’s the only strange thing here DT

 

[Connor]

“And Jizz has spunked that one wide.”

 

[LostLegend]

We need a RB, tbf, and 2 goals in 7 games is a decent start to his senior career...

Jizz Hornkamp - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[maccavennie]

“And Jizz has spunked that one wide.”

And that miss will leave a bitter taste in the mouth for some time

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Thought Jizz Hornkamp would be a guaranteed teammate of Justin De Baff tbh.

 

[bol-uk]

In absolute tears at jizz hornkamp here

 

[The Penny Blue]

Pina
Wasshecmicht
Pedro
Mataertatta
Cunha
Edward
Plea
Martinez

All sound like they play in the MLS and stink.

Pina is a u20 Italian that Captained the u20 wc team and played so well to get a call up for the u23 Euro Italian team.

Wasshecmicht has been lighting up the u21 Euros and has a cannon of a foot.

Pedro is the Brazilian that was supposed to sign for Real but tore his ACL and that me and @Brisan123 keep bringing up.

Mataertatta is a young Frenchman playing in the bundesliga that had a very good season.

Cunha is a 19 year old Brazilian playing for RB Leipzig. Has one of the best work rates for a striker I’ve seen, skilled, and can use both feet.

Edward is a young Frenchman that plays for Celtic and reminds me of another Moussa Dembele or a young skilled Lukaku.

Plea used to play with Balotelli in Nice and is also an all around striker like Balo

Martinez is an Argentinian that plays for Inter and is touted to as the second coming of Tevez which I definitely can see.

 

[Goat]

Pina is a u20 Italian that Captained the u20 wc team and played so well to get a call up for the u23 Euro Italian team.

Wasshecmicht has been lighting up the u21 Euros and has a cannon of a foot.

Pedro is the Brazilian that was supposed to sign for Real but tore his ACL and that me and @Brisan123 keep bringing up.

Mataertatta is a young Frenchman playing in the bundesliga that had a very good season.

Cunha is a 19 year old Brazilian playing for RB Leipzig. Has one of the best work rates for a striker I’ve seen, skilled, and can use both feet.

Edward is a young Frenchman that plays for Celtic and reminds me of another Moussa Dembele or a young skilled Lukaku.

Plea used to play with Balotelli in Nice and is also an all around striker like Balo

Martinez is an Argentinian that plays for Inter and is touted to as the second coming of Tevez which I definitely can see.

None of them are Jizz Hornkamp tho.