Summer Transfer Window 2019

[orly]

Ban ?

I would say Ban, Bed and Bin

 

[Goat]

No embangos until the Sport Pesa Cup exits the news cycles

What an utter farce of a club we are.

 

[Bungle]

Anyway, yes sorry, this is indeed the transfer thread, so its over to @Bungle for an update in the latest transfer news.

Joe Williams is likely to be sold despite me having high hopes for him. I've no idea where he plays and if he's any good but I've built up this myth in my head that he's our saviour so I'll be sad to see him go.

Bolasie is still floating about masquerading as a footballer but with a bit of luck his financing of a rap career will ruin him financially and we'll soon be able to beat him up in a shop doorway.

Kurt Zouma is staying at Chelsea as he's intrigued by Frank Lampard and how he looks like he should be fat but is actually slim.

Despite the protestations of 40 new Turkish forum members Tosun has been found out and is likely to head home to Turkey to work as security in the Saudi embassy.

Martina has been seen trying to get into the skin of Seamus Coleman in a desperate bid to regain his place in the starting XI.

 

[Connor]

What an utter farce of a club we are.

Baby steps into becoming a commercial giant

 

[Goat]

Baby steps into becoming a commercial giant

Yeah defo cant wait to crack the Kenyan market WIDE open C.

 

[Connor]

Yeah defo cant wait to crack the Kenyan market WIDE open C.

Untapped BILLIONS

 

[Goat]

Untapped BILLIONS

Its a firm NO from me.

1 Kenyan Shilling equals
0.0078 Pound sterling

 

[orly]

Its a firm NO from me.

1 Kenyan Shilling equals
0.0078 Pound sterling

Lol @ still using shillings

 

[Goat]

Lol @ still using shillings

Reckon I could sell my cat and buy the whole country.

 

[Connor]

Its a firm NO from me.

1 Kenyan Shilling equals
0.0078 Pound sterling

 

[Bungle]

Unconfirmed rumours going around this evening as well that we have managed to shift @AndyC on a free to theesk.org, some deal Brands has pulled off there if true as it was looking like he might be stuck on the wage bill.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Its a firm NO from me.

1 Kenyan Shilling equals
0.0078 Pound sterling

Similar to what thw pound will be on the 1st of November

 

[Bungle]

And lastly @hktoffee appears to have got the deal he was after as he's found hanging out the back of a spaniel.

More breaking news as and when we get it folks, and when the ban is up.

 

[Connor]

And lastly @hktoffee appears to have got the deal he was after as he's found hanging out the back of a spaniel.

More breaking news as and when we get it folks, and when the ban is up.

Thank you as always, Bungle Sports News

 

[mahermi1]

And lastly @hktoffee appears to have got the deal he was after as he's found hanging out the back of a spaniel.

More breaking news as and when we get it folks, and when the ban is up.

Lo
HKToffee.. you know when you've been Bungled !