Jesus Christ everyone let’s have a quick overview
Chelsea: Banned can’t do sod all
Arsenal: Faffing around majorly needs centre back desperately and there captain is MIA signed some random Brazilian. And trying to pay transfers with lint and 5p
City: Signed Rodri release clause met probably won’t sign much more
Scum: few yooth products no major signings
Spurs: Lost trippier, Dembele uncertain future for two of there best players in Alderweild and Erickson. Signed some Leeds kid back on loan and Ndombele. Need RB, CB, LB and replacement for Erickson possibly a wide forward as well.
Man Utd: have fat womble, Pobga, Sanchez and DDG eating up 1.3mil a week wages. Womble and Poggles wanting out. Signed a RB (finally), Dan James (rappy boom boom) and want to get slab head on a record fee. Desperately need a RW, CM and a CB.
Wist Ammmm: signed Fornication and a striker finally. Turbogash Midfield and full backs shopping portably done.
Leicester: Signed a midfielder they had on loan doesn’t improve them just adds what they had and the most pointless signing for 30mil ever in Perezezez 76 net for a marginal improvement. Slab head most likely gone will be utterly fleeced for replacements.
Doubt many clubs are happy at this stage take a damned chill pill and wait