Summer Transfer Window 2019

[Azza]

 

[Yorkie89]

Look mate, if I have to read through 50 pages of stat loving Americans, people who rate Marc albrighton above Bernard, really really obvious WUMs (who may have worked at old Trafford for 10 years, or 7 years, or worked in recruitment for the same length of time, or been out of work completely for 2 years, or have only been born in 1996, depending on which of their posts you believe...) then so do you.

No, nobody deserves that. We haven’t been linked with anybody.

What’s wrong with working in recruitment?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Can somebody please summarise the last 50 pages please. I really can't be bothered when i know 99.9% of it will be bedwetting or nonsense. Have we been linked with anyone?

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[Tipp blue]

Again, game of opinions but for me:

Schmichael > Pickford
Pereira > Coleman
Maguire > Keane
Evans > Mina
Chilwell < Digne
Ndidi = Gueye
Tielemans > Gomes
Maddison > Sigurdsson
Barnes > Bernard
Vardy > DCL
Albrighton < Richarlison

That explains why they finished ahead of us in the league.. oh wait.. we were horrific for 3 months of the season and still finished above them.

 

[coollino]

I have noticed there are a few morning update fakes around, such as @blue61 .

Please ignore and be rest assured that mine take hours to think of and I do not intend to rip anyone with FAKE update.

Thanks

@coollino calls

 

[blue61]

I have noticed there are a few morning update fakes around, such as @blue61 .

Please ignore and be rest assured that mine take hours to think of and I do not intend to rip anyone with FAKE update.

Thanks

@coollino calls

Eh such as?

 

[coollino]

Eh such as?

Do not pretend you have not noticed my morning updates, it does not give you street cred; punk.

The rotten egg, and I, are the main people in this thread.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Farhad has told blues in Switzerland that we have money to spend and it’s not an issue.

 

[coollino]

Never thought this day would come but I guess I should be flattered.

 

[tommye]

Can you put a thread on ignore?

Yes. Kind of, unless a mod posted the thread. Just put OP on ignore and hey presto, the offending thread vanishes like a homesick Ademola Lookman

 

[blue61]

Do not pretend you have not noticed my morning updates, it does not give you street cred; punk.

The rotten egg, and I, are the main people in this thread.

It's a fair cop guv, guilty as charged. I'd also like several other misdemeanors taken into consideration.

 

[evertony]

Can you get heat maps for financial movements

I expect so, you can get them for bowel movements....there’s tons on here.

 

[JimmyK]

What’s wrong with working in recruitment?

Yeah, that’s the point I was going for mate, well done.

 

[coollino]

It's a fair cop guv, guilty as charged. I'd also like several other misdemeanors taken into consideration.

Are you @big boss silver

 

[Yorkie89]

Yeah, that’s the point I was going for mate, well done.

I’ve not read 50 pages but still a little confused hahaha (doesn’t take much)