Summer Transfer Window 2019

[orly]

He's put out same statement as bascombe, 30 minutes later

@The Esk received the statement a long, long time ago





I dedicate this recycled joke to @tmgc , who did it first and better

 

[Wat Tyler]

So we won’t see Zaha now till he scores against us first game, but what about us? What winger are we in for now lids,

 

[Jimishorts]

GOT HQ as the mods check the servers

 

[Petit]

No players

We got too many players.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Apparently Cenk Tosun and James McCarthy left training today quite upset. I heard this from someone on reddit if we're going to believe that.

Talk of Zaha is going crazy isn't it? Wham if you ask me.

now read the first word of every sentence

We train at night?

 

[john jako]

I queried a bet with them in an online chat this week and said they must have seen the result as it was on sky sports.

The lid cane back with "unfortunately we don't get paid to sit and watch sky sports all day, our results are from a third party, but what a good job that would be ! "

Couldn't really argue with that reply like.

What a legend haha

 

[Connor]

Apparently Cenk Tosun and James McCarthy left training today quite upset. I heard this from someone on reddit if we're going to believe that.

Talk of Zaha is going crazy isn't it? Wham if you ask me.

now read the first word of every sentence

No apparently about it mate

 

[MACCA75]

"Liverpool Football Club would like to put on record our regret over recent media speculation regarding Southampton Football Club and player transfers between the two clubs.

"We apologise to the owner, board of directors and fans of Southampton for any misunderstanding regarding Virgil van Dijk.

"We respect Southampton's position and can confirm we have ended any interest in the player."

That wasn’t ten days before the window shut in the window they signed him though.

We have moved on from Zaha.

 

[nsno-chris]

Boooo

 

[orly]

Apparently Cenk Tosun and James McCarthy left training today quite upset. I heard this from someone on reddit if we're going to believe that.

Talk of Zaha is going crazy isn't it? Wham if you ask me.

now read the first word of every sentence

Apparently McCarthy heard going talk you now???


No wonder he is upset

 

[davek]

9 days tomorrow to get the enormous amnount of deals done - ins and outs.

How on earth have we arrived at this point?

 

[JLW]

Sake i can't keep up!!
Announcement now?????????????????????????

 

[Goat]

That wasn’t ten days before the window shut in the window they signed him though.

We have moved on from Zaha.

Indeed, but still!!!

 

[ProZ]

9 days tomorrow to get the enormous amnount of deals done - ins and outs.

How on earth have we arrived at this point?

Davek where do you sit regarding the Irish Backstop ..

 

[Neiler]

SWEET DANNY NINEEEEE
HE CAN LEAD THE LINEEEEEEE

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Oh Danny Bhoy, the pipes, the pipes are calling!