Summer Transfer Window 2019

[MikeH72]

I'd never be able to get back up again mate.
Not with these knees and bad back.

Well you can just STAY DOWN THERE AND KEEP KISSING then

 

[The Penny Blue]

To get JJK first team experience that he wouldn't get otherwise.

In actual fact this is possibly genius IMO

Kenny won't get games here pover Coleman currently, but if the club see a future here for him (I tend to disagree), he needs games to develop. A loan to a Bundesliga side could be a great way for this to happen. In the meantime, we do need cover for Coleman but we don't want to spend money on one as we already have the heir apparent on our books, but out on loan getting the games he needs - in which case, loaning temporary cover for the season makes perfect sense

Kenny needs to play, being a backup won't get him a chance to improve.

And who says we won't pickup a competitive loanee? A player like Henrichs or Tete may as well push Coleman out of the line-up and secure a permanent transfer here.

So he can get experience actually playing...And to see if the loanee might be a better option going forward...And to try and boost Kenny’s profile if we have an aim to sell him...

A lot of reasons.

I think a permanent signing of a player to knock off Coleman and sell JJK

 

[DanEFC92]

Honestly though. Never seen him play. Had never heard of him until about 8 days ago.

Hope he’s basically Yaya Toure.

He makes Kante look like Joseph Mulumbu.

 

[The Penny Blue]

Mbaye Diagne bid accepted? I’m skeptical to say the least

 

[ProZ]

Chills.

Are they multiplying

 

[nsno-chris]

Mbaye Diagne bid accepted? I’m skeptical to say the least

????

 

[Goat]

????

I think its yesterday in Murica.

 

[ijjysmith]

Mbaye Diagne bid accepted? I’m skeptical to say the least

I’m not feeling it’s true so no need to worry there.

 

[Eggs]

Mbaye Diagne bid accepted? I’m skeptical to say the least

...perhaps it’s Everton Chile. It would make sense.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Decent back up option

Semedo...
That’s the wet dream signing. Prob no chance but what a player that lad is.

Brands has def got this though.

 

[The Penny Blue]

...perhaps it’s Everton Chile. It would make sense.

Ahhhh good signing for them

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Honestly though. Never seen him play. Had never heard of him until about 8 days ago.

Hope he’s basically Yaya Toure.

Yaya Gana ideally.

Yaya's all action midfield power combined with Ganas tenacity and attitude.

Not too much to ask for

 

[tungetango]

That's really nothing like how it went at all. Here's the transcript:

Juventus: Ciao Mr Brands

Brands: *Heavy breathing*

Juventus: Mr Brands?

Brands: ... uh, huh, hello?

Juventus: Mr Brands! Hi! We were wondering if you would like Mandzukic for one season?

Brands: Hurrgh!. What? Who?

Juventus: Mandzukic, Mr Brands! Top class Croatian striker.

Brands: a/s/l?

Juventus: What?

Brands: Agurrrrr. You know what I'm asking.

Juventus: Oh. Erm, 33, male, Turin.

Brands: nolol. You have any teenagers?

Juventus: Che cosa?

Brands: Adolescente!

Juventus: Um, well we have one but not that we would part with.

Brands: I want him.

Juventus: Mr Brands, I'm sorry but we...

Brands: I shall take him.

Juventus: Mr Brands! This is inapp...

Brands: He is taken.

Juventus: Mr Brands you cannot just claim he is taken and it be so! There is a complex process to a transfer beteween clubs, as you well kno...

Brands: Urghhh! Check Twitter.

Juventus: What? Why would we want to... oh Dio!

Brands: Say it.

Juventus: This cannot be....

Brands: SAY IT

Juventus: "Moist Ken is a bloo"... this cannot be!

Brands: I took him at "Ciao".

Juventus: This is heartbreaking Mr Brands! You cannot do thi...

Brands: He is mine. Now ask me.

Juventus: Ask you what?

Brands: Ask me.

Juventus: Mr brands? I do not know what you are...

Brands: ASK ME!

Juventus: Very well Mr Brands! Very well! What were those sounds?

Brands: Describe the sounds.

Juventus: "uh", "hurrr", "agurrr", etc.

Brands: What would you like to know?

Juventus: You asked me to ask!

Brands: And now tell me.

Juventus: Tell you what?

Brands: Tell me what the sounds were.

Juventus: Mr Brands, you asked me to ask! I have no idea!

Brands: Your boy is mine. I have taken all that you love. Tell me.

Juventus: Mr Brands!

Brands: TELL ME

Juventus: It was you ploughing mia madre wasn't it?

Brands: And I wasn't even erect when I did it.

Juventus: Mr Brands, what you have done seems unnecessary.

Brands: I think you need to speak to your mother.

Juventus: Is she still there.

Brands: Yes (passes phone)

Juve's mum: Mio caro?

Juventus: Mia madre? Is that really you?

Juve's mum: Sì

Juventus: What have you done?

Juve's mum: I've taken it in three holes from Mr Brands while he signed Moise Kean.

Juventus: OH MAMA! WHY?

Juve's mum: You're too young to understand.

Juventus: Did you at least get him to insert a buy back clause?

Juve's mum: Yes, he inserted a buy back clause.

Juventus: Really? Oh well, at least that's some good news.

Juve's mum: Wait, my English is not perfect: when you say 'buy back clause' do you mean nine fingers and a wheel of edam?

Juventus: NO MAMA! I mean a contractual agreement to re-sign Moise in a year or two!

Juve's mum: Ah. No. He just inserted nine fingers and a wheel of edam.

Juventus: MAMAAAAAA!

Brands: Is there a problem?

Juventus: Are you now my papa?

Brands: I'll never be papa. *hangs up*

Hahah wtf

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Still think we will sign Zaha & Zouma

The fact at this stage we aint linked with anyone else makes me beleive we are still in talks with Palace/Chelsea.

Sign those 2 and Kean and we've won the transfer window.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Jail or no, appears the source was on the nose with this one.

He said that Leicester gonna go for Llorente too wich is our plan b