Summer transfer window 2023

[willjo]

Who was the last Sweedish winger we had? Alexandersson? That went well.......

 

[TheFinnFan]

Oh all good. I don't take much offense to conversations on the interwebs. We're all just looking for Everton to sign some not crap players. Finland got any young Erling Haalands running about that we can sign? Not fair that Norway has one and you don't.

Pukki is all we got and he's old as hell. Pohjanpalo is decent lets buy him

 

[windymiller]

He doesn't even add quality, never mind goals and assists. I just don't get it.

Dan Purdy is stealing a living.

Another left winger as well. We need right wingers and centre forwards but there's no solid links to any. It's weird.

 

[ah11984]

Another successful day for Kev.

Opens laptop.

Double clicks “2022 summer window targets folder”

Double clicks “Man Utd cast offs document”

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Someone tell our recruitment team that they are allowed to get players that don't have prem experience.

Bobble said that we have great links with Utd and they want to do us a favour. Yeah right, doing us a favour by paying them money for a glorified ball boy.

Bill's transfer acumen there. Useless gits.

 

[Glasshalffull]

Wow that’s so depressing, he’s uttter pony who the hell has scouted him

Well, presumably someone who worked for Man U in the first instance. They've signed plenty of dross in their time, so I'm not saying he's good, but Garner didn't look like a world beater for them, either. Jury still out, surely?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

10pm... Never too late for an Everton fan meltdown

 

[Exeter_Gently]

10pm... Never too late for an Everton fan meltdown

Never

 

[Connor]

Elanga? More like Elongated boooo’s next season

 

[maccavennie]

Elanga isn't a goalscorer

Do we not realise we need goals?

They have a shortlist of about 5 people who they go back to time and time again.

Absolutely pathetic

 

[Wat Tyler]

We are obsessed with man u cast offs

 

[Exeter_Gently]

@Tofeenut Elanga?....make some heads absolutely fly down The Strand and say its on.

 

[JLW]

This is just unbelievable scouting, if thats what we can call it.
Hahahaha

 

[DanEFC92]

Bobble said that we have great links with Utd and they want to do us a favour. Yeah right, doing us a favour by paying them money for a glorified ball boy.

Bill's transfer acumen there. Useless gits.

We get their dregs while they take our best players. Wow what a relationship that is.

 

[LocalNative]

Say anything on gnoto or djamjuma?

Nothing we haven’t already seen/heard tbh