Summer transfer window 2023

[moggeridge]

UTPT

 

[carolinablue232]

Chalobah is dreadful

He’s not though.

 

[chippy1722]

Mmmm... the ole plotting muse , that'll keep the fans happy

They know better than to muse Over a striker, they know we are not that stupid.

 

[Moomin]

Cha la la la lobah
Cha la la la lobah
Lo lobah bah bah

Girl I wanna make you sweat
Sweat till you can’t sweat no more

I want to sign him just for this song.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Chalobah is dreadful

I loved Shalomar personally,great group from the 1980s”night to remember” anyone…….what?

 

[StuckToffee1987]

I see we’re at the just lobbing calls out to players who scored against us stage of the window*





*only joking, Kev’s still sorting Chermiti’s flight on EasyJet.

 

[tmgc]

There it is ...there it is ...what took us so long...to sign somebody baby. For Dario.

 

[davids]

Bloody hell, I forgot about the ‘plotting’ stage of a transfer.

He's only 40 million,what could go wrong. 5¥ down and the rest over 10 years.

 

[LocalNative]

Cha la la la lobah
Cha la la la lobah
Lo lobah bah bah

Girl I wanna make you sweat
Sweat till you can’t sweat no more

I was thinking more:

Cha la la la la, la la, LOBAH!
Cha la la la la, la la, LOBAH!
Cha la la la la, la la, he's Trevoh Chalobah!

 

[Hangleton]

O

He's only 40 million,what could go wrong. 5¥ down and the rest over 10 years.

take that to the bank!

 

[tmgc]

I loved Shalomar personally,great group from the 1980s”night to remember” anyone…….what?

There it is...there it is..what took us so long....to sign somebody baby.

 

[tellmema]

I was thinking more:

Cha la la la la, la la, LOBAH!
Cha la la la la, la la, LOBAH!
Cha la la la la, la la, he's Trevoh Chalobah!

Surely la bamba....

 

[lurky]

Just another thing with daka 53 games 9 goals says it all for me not good enough

I’m glad you’re not one of our scouts.
Literally takes the same amount of time to look up a player’s stats on whoscored.com instead of Wikipedia.

Wiki will only ever give you total appearances. Whoscored (and others) will tell you how many games he started and how many total minutes he played.

In the PL last season Daka only started 13 games and played 1181 minutes in total. In that time he got 4 goals and 4 assists, making 8 goal involvements - a goal of assist every 147 minutes - better than every other game.

We’d kill for a player who could do that.

In all comps over his time at Leicester he has 22 goal involvements (14 goals, 8 assists) in 3106 minutes (which equates to 34.5 full matches).
Again we don’t have a player who is producing anything like that kind of output.

 

[Tin-Tin]

 

[Neiler]