Summer transfer window 2023

[matty1878]

if we sign maguire i think it will push me of runcorn bridge like really tho

 

[PKwalnuts]

if we sign maguire i think it will push me of runcorn bridge like really tho

You only deal in extremes don't you mate!
Remember when you said you would leave the forum if we stayed up

 

[matty1878]

You only deal in extremes don't you mate!
Remember when you said you would leave the forum if we stayed up

i did but that was a BIG fat lie

this - won’t be i assure you!

 

[COYBL25]

if we sign maguire i think it will push me of runcorn bridge like really tho

You’d miss the water and end up on a mud bank lol

 

[matty1878]

You’d miss the water and end up on a mud bank lol

and then have to live my life with HM at center half

 

[kev]

if we sign maguire i think it will push me of runcorn bridge like really tho

lol
You’d miss the water and end up on a mud bank

That could put us all out of his misery.

 

[matty1878]

That could put us all out of his misery.

well if HM comes it’s see you later mat your in the drink

 

[matty1878]

@Tofeenut the one more sleep is for the portuguese lad innit? proper wounded here

 

[PeregrineT]

I think the two more in makes sense, and seems to show what their plan is. They will bring in one more winger, sell Gray, and then bring in a CB. After that I can only see them getting a cheap young CM prospect if bringing in a 3rd. They will pocket the rest of the Kean/Gordon money.

I think they plan to have Chermiti as the backup to DCL, with Danjuma or Maupay as the #3 option with a little more experience. Then seems out wide they plan to go with McNeil, Danjuma, NEW Winger and Iwobi as the emergency wide option. The midfield likely will remain untouched, and then the new CB, whether the likes of Solet or Chalobah will compete with Branthwaite for the #2 spot, leaving a backline of Patterson Tarks Branthwaite/NewCB Young. At least thats my guess of what they seem to be planning and happy to stay with.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

@Tofeenut the one more sleep is for the portuguese lad innit? proper wounded here

He can’t hear you atop his throne of lies, mate.

 

[matty1878]

He can’t hear you atop his throne of lies, mate.

oh i hate everton you know lol but i’m glad it’s back i’ve missed cryin

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Maguire for onana la hahahahaha. To be fair though, if any club is stupid enough in world football to even give that a thought. It's us

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[witchdoc187]

You’d miss the water and end up on a mud bank lol

There's an excellent Japanese film called castaway on the moon where this happens. He ends up falling in love with a recluse who communicates with him from her window. Brilliant film

 

[badloaf]

I think the two more in makes sense, and seems to show what their plan is. They will bring in one more winger, sell Gray, and then bring in a CB. After that I can only see them getting a cheap young CM prospect if bringing in a 3rd. They will pocket the rest of the Kean/Gordon money.

I think they plan to have Chermiti as the #1 backup to DCL, with Danjuma or Maupay as the #3 option with a little more experience. Then seems out wide they plan to go with McNeil, Danjuma, NEW Winger and Iwobi as the emergency wide option. The midfield likely will remain untouched, and then the new CB, whether the likes of Solet or Chalobah will compete with Branthwaite for the #2 spot, leaving a backline of Patterson Tarks Branthwaite/NewCB Young. At least thats my guess of what they seem to be planning and happy to stay with.

Seems like a fair assumption but, deep down, you know that they’re just flapping around, panicking, while Dyche stands behind them barking out mad statements about reality and commitment.

There is no plan.

 

[Curtis]

If this thread had an odor it would smell like a pet store