Summer transfer window 2023

[trueblue84]

Kopite kev doing bits on deadline day.

 

[DanB90]

You’re the one that I Gnont
You are the one I Gnont
Ooo oo ooo

Don’t worry everyone, I’ve handed myself in to the police.

 

[Bluerover]

How can leeds be haggling if we agree to their valuation? Makes no sense

Because they don't like us!!

 

[jamieni]

You all realise we have already spent the Iwobi money on Beto, right?

Don’t spoil it lol

 

[allen]

You all realise we have already spent the Iwobi money on Beto, right?

I thought we paid for Beto using the proceeds of the player we're forced to sell next summer?

 

[Eggs]

Gnonto, Kalvin Philips on loan and a mystery CB

Goodnight and godbless x

…shouldn’t go near Gnonto, he’s cup-tied for the League Cup

 

[The Binman]

Cleared of all charges no?

Were there actually any charges?

whether hearsay matters, i understand there wasn't enough evidence, not that i care now. This has become a non Everton matter.

 

[Tel001]

on a side note but i dont want to be a Spurs fan today: i know they are after Johnson of Forest, but if i am right Richy is the only one really capable of playing as a nr 9. Really strange they have not replaced Kane yet. You always should have the option of a strong nr 9 in case you can not pass your way through a defence.

Mate …. Iwobi is leaving for 22m and you’re trying to start a convo about how spurs should replace Kane?

Let me enjoy this day …. Please

 

[Tel001]

Take me down to London city cos being up north at everton is....

Can't think of a word that rhymes.

Shittie?

 

[chicoazul]

Yes lads! This is your Christmas Eve lads! Get out there and passively aggressively show your scouting prowess you Football Manager noncing YouTube molesting hysteria lizards. Your partners are getting pumped while you self appoint yourself as the high priest of what Everton need. I’m gonna laugh my cock off when this thread closes and your empty vapid carcasses have nothing to do but bleat for months and touch yourselves over Estonian midfielders.

Could do with three in today really. Doubt it will happen lads.

 

[Martin Alvito]

How can leeds be haggling if we agree to their valuation? Makes no sense

They probably want money now, not an installment plan. Which is reasonable. Net present discounted value of money, and all that.

 

[Ragnar]

TalkSPORT saying we’re not back in for Gnonto and that we’re going for Cornet.

 

[ElGato]

Yes lads! This is your Christmas Eve lads! Get out there and passively aggressively show your scouting prowess you Football Manager noncing YouTube molesting hysteria lizards. Your partners are getting pumped while you self appoint yourself as the high priest of what Everton need. I’m gonna laugh my cock off when this thread closes and your empty vapid carcasses have nothing to do but bleat for months and touch yourselves over Estonian midfielders.

Could do with three in today really. Doubt it will happen lads.

Jokes on you, my partner left me months ago

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Yes lads! This is your Christmas Eve lads! Get out there and passively aggressively show your scouting prowess you Football Manager noncing YouTube molesting hysteria lizards. Your partners are getting pumped while you self appoint yourself as the high priest of what Everton need. I’m gonna laugh my cock off when this thread closes and your empty vapid carcasses have nothing to do but bleat for months and touch yourselves over Estonian midfielders.

Could do with three in today really. Doubt it will happen lads.

We all know who you're talking about here...you should just have named said posters.

 

[Nymzee]

I like how a few days before window shuts, it's all a bit chill, maybe the odd rumour.

Deadline day comes around and apparently we're selling 5 and signing 5 in 24 hours. Like it all had to wait till today.

Fake Bid FC strikes again.