Summer transfer window 2023

[blueboy72]

He’s never coming to us.

He plays on the left and I would have said he was an upgrade on McNeil last summer, but after his first season and being only 23. I think the right side is more important. Maybe if we sell gray and iwobi, him and McNeil could play on the right as a back up.

But if iwobi and gray stay he’s not what we need

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Far be it from me to criticise, but is Alfredo Morelos from Rangers fat?

Big boned. Same as me. I have a massive stomach bone.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Life going all right for you mate?

Suuuuuperb

 

[worldfootballDT]

Suuuuuperb

Good, you seem a bit rattled.

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Like, I'm not gonna say he's fat but he looks pretty much like I do and I'm a 43 year old father of two that plays once a week and cycles a bit, not a 26 year old professional athlete.

He might just have got a hat-trick & is taking his ball home.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Like, I'm not gonna say he's fat but he looks pretty much like I do and I'm a 43 year old father of two that plays once a week and cycles a bit, not a 26 year old professional athlete.

That roll of fat just above his right sock-top is a tad alarming let alone the gravy-gut

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Good, you seem a bit rattled.

Surely you don't mean by yourself?

Considering you looked abit foolish...

 

[coleman=quality]

Spent a year at Liverpool and 7 at Man United. No thanks.

What’s that got to do with anything?

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Who are the long line of clubs that will be queuing up to sign him? He’s absolutely gash.

In that case, "welcome to Everton".

 

[Mr Happy]

https://www.whoscored.com/Players/135057/History/Antonio-Sanabria

When hes played hes scored but not great numbers

But where on the scale ? I'm putting Morelos only marginally ahead of Maupay on the NealDom scale as I've now christened it. Graphs to follow.

 

[blueblue]

Give me my free transfers of Joel, Arteaga, Maitland-Niles, Barkley, Nelson, Morelos and Dembele in this fashion on June 30th or GIVE ME DEATH!

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Actually, I don't think those free transfers are happening, SOOOOOOOOOOOOO , WHEN, WHERE AND HOW?

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

But where on the scale ? I'm putting Morelos only marginally ahead of Maupay on the NealDom scale as I've now christened it. Graphs to follow.

Not sure there's room to squeeze Morelos between Neal and Dom...what size is your graph paper?

 

[T LEAFE]

The issue is we need more than that even if we do

I agree but it looks like we are going to start with an even weaker squad than last season ex Mina and possibly Pickford, Onana, Gray and DCL …..unless we sign a lot of quality players and I can’t see that happening
Why not include our better younger players in the squad as a start. Without the likes of those two we are going to find it even tougher despite the likes of Luton and Sheffield Utd coming up.
I wish I could see a rabbit being pulled from a hat but I’m struggling to see where one comes from. No hat tricks at Everton

 

[Bluebonic]

Big boned. Same as me. I have a massive stomach bone.

Same here mate, plus my arse bone is massive too. Depressingly my leg and willy bones are titchy

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

I agree but it looks like we are going to start with an even weaker squad than last season ex Mina and possibly Pickford, Onana, Gray and DCL …..unless we sign a lot of quality players and I can’t see that happening
Why not include our better younger players in the squad as a start. Without the likes of those two we are going to find it even tougher despite the likes of Luton and Sheffield Utd coming up.
I wish I could see a rabbit being pulled from a hat but I’m struggling to see where one comes from. No hat tricks at Everton

That's right. The exodus hasn't begun yet. We are going to need some unlikely heroes next season