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Tim's tourettes
Player Valuation: £10m
He'd sport the most pathetic moustache on an Everton player since Steven Pienaar attempted to grow one.
Paul Power had the best one btw
Blue peter
Player Valuation: £35m
If we’re talking power moustaches then I think despite not being a player, John Clinkard aka Magnum was king!
sandybrownsbighead
serving a full life sentence
That's a good shout but honourable mention to Big Nev...
We have no money. We'll not sign anyone until we sell Pickford and Onana. Even then we will panic sign again in the last few days of the window.
stretford blue
Player Valuation: £35m
No need to worry we've got this
Farhad Moshiri believes that Kenwright’s contacts and transfer window acumen will help Everton
Farhad Moshiri believes that Kenwright’s contacts and transfer window acumen will help Everton
Are we really though??
Unsure mate, but every other thread is massively depressing today and people are loosing their minds, so I’m going to fit him into my imaginary starting 11s and imagine him wearing shin pads in training.
Rollo Tomassi
Player Valuation: £15m
I bet he believes in the tooth fairy and santa claus as well.
Fair play...no wrong mate been horrible on here today.Unsure mate, but every other thread is massively depressing today and people are loosing their minds, so I’m going to fit him into my imaginary starting 11s and imagine him wearing shin pads in training.
“Going for dinner with Daniel Levy, Farhad, don’t worry I’ve got this”.
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £30m
Hahaha. I mean, he could just give his little black book to Kev. Might avoid us selling Pickford to Spurs for £250,000 plus Lloris with us owing a further £57million if he plays for more than 25 minutes. That’s what acumen gets you.
I hope that little snippet has been fed by the club. Utterly hilarious levels of stupidity. But may also be a discrete way of saying he’s here for the window then he’s off. Embarrassing for Kev though still needing his mum to walk him to school. Christ.
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