Summer transfer window 2023

[Nymzee]

Been sitting here trying to work out if these are pisstake football names.

All Swiss gems

 

[Naylor56]

I just saw first name….ardon can you see where I’m coming from

 

[sw blue]

So we cheering for Luton in the playoff final then?

Yep, unless Zat has some 21 year old south american target man for half the price and double the ability that he's whispering in Kev's ear!

 

[coleman=quality]

Barnes is also the guy to go for. Both would improve our goals in the team. Grab ndiaya from shef United as well.

Barnes and iheanacho would be 2 very good signings

 

[Zatara]

Colwill would be unbelievable but it isn't happening. Think Chelsea have him as part of their squad next season. OR, if he is for sales, Brighton will snap him up after his season loan there.

I think we need to offer first team football to loan in players from City, Chelsea? PSG, Madrid etc

Try for buy clauses

Yep, unless Zat has some 21 year old south american target man for half the price and double the ability that he's whispering in Kev's ear!

Vitor Roque

 

[CalBuckeye_Rob]

If you decide to keep DCL, then get a forward that can play with him up front and not just be his backup. I get it that he is always hurt, but spending money you don't have much of to get injury replacements doesn't cut it.

 

[Nymzee]

Vitor Roque

He’s 5’8”?

 

[CairnsToffee]

We're going to end up with Phil Jones aren't we

Dont need a centre back with Branthewaite coming back and just Mina going, Keane will get another contract because of Dyche and Holgate maybe be off to the Championship or Scotland, but cant count him as he has only a handful of appearances this season.

 

[Billy Dean]

I'm sure I saw someone in here say that Jack Harrison would be the most Sean Dyche signing ever if Leeds go down, and it's stuck in my head. Couldn't agree more, it just sounds nailed on somehow. So I checked out the stats.

- 1.5 key passes per game, which puts him 24th in the league and on a par with Eze, Robertson, Kane, Sancho, Estupiñan and Cresswell. Iwobi is slightly ahead of him with 1.6.
- Joint with Iwobi, Eriksen, Kulusevski, Grealish, Haaland and Xhaka with 7 assists.

The point being he's not terrible and Dyche will definitely sign him so it's best to come to terms with it now.

Not a bad player at all IMO

 

[Syrup]

He’s 5’8”?

And about to sign for Barcelona

 

[LucBesson]

If you decide to keep DCL, then get a forward that can play with him up front and not just be his backup. I get it that he is always hurt, but spending money you don't have much of to get injury replacements doesn't cut it.

Difficult task to be fair. Especially if Dyche plays.

We clearly need somebody big and physical up front in this system. Ideally in a front two, you want somebody with a different skillset. The very ideal of Maupay (in bizarro world). Somebody quick, can play the channels etc.

Having said all this, he did have Wood and Barnes up front regularly for Burnley and there isn't a great deal of difference in their games?

 

[LucBesson]

We're going to end up with Phil Jones aren't we

Think he's only been getting a wage at United as a favour for playing through bad injuries that effectively finished him (allegedly).

 

[heatmeiser]

Hope I'm not tempting fate but if Leicester go down and we stay up I'd go for Iheanacho
Their relegation troubles are not down to him, criminally under-used
goal/assist every 110min is pretty good

That seems like the exact kind of signing we should absolutely swerve.

Bang average , constantly underperforming, in and out of a relegated team, spent most of his career offside.

So yeah, nailed on we'll sign him

 

[Simon Buttle]

Barnes and iheanacho would be 2 very good signings

Bad record with injuries him.

 

[Paul Rideout]

Bad record with injuries him.

why would that stop us lol