Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

Alright, so I looked at this upcoming summer and solved it. Based on the rumors this appears to be 100% verified true.

We will resign Gana and Alcaraz and add:

Jonathan David F on Free
Egan-Riley CB on Free
Savona RB 15m
Diarra CM 25m
Fellows RM/W 15m
Ferran Torres RW 20m
Truffert LB 10m
Keeper no-one-cares-about Free
CM on loan
Winger on loan

Its a no brainer decision for David, and in the end we add everyone for the meager cost of 85m in transfer fees. Easy. Now I know what some of you are thinking, "I dont remember any rumors about Jonathan David", and that's becuase they have been smartly keeping that one on the down-low.
We will spend more than that.
 

Alright, so I looked at this upcoming summer and solved it. Based on the rumors this appears to be 100% verified true.

We will resign Gana and Alcaraz and add:

Jonathan David F on Free
Egan-Riley CB on Free
Savona RB 15m
Diarra CM 25m
Fellows RM/W 15m
Ferran Torres RW 20m
Truffert LB 10m
Keeper no-one-cares-about Free
CM on loan
Winger on loan

Its a no brainer decision for David, and in the end we add everyone for the meager cost of 85m in transfer fees. Easy. Now I know what some of you are thinking, "I dont remember any rumors about Jonathan David", and that's becuase they have been smartly keeping that one on the down-low.
Good stuff. Don't need to log on over the summer now. That's a huge load off my mind.
 
Alright, so I looked at this upcoming summer and solved it. Based on the rumors this appears to be 100% verified true.

We will resign Gana and Alcaraz and add:

Jonathan David F on Free
Egan-Riley CB on Free
Savona RB 15m
Diarra CM 25m
Fellows RM/W 15m
Ferran Torres RW 20m
Truffert LB 10m
Keeper no-one-cares-about Free
CM on loan
Winger on loan

Its a no brainer decision for David, and in the end we add everyone for the meager cost of 85m in transfer fees. Easy. Now I know what some of you are thinking, "I dont remember any rumors about Jonathan David", and that's becuase they have been smartly keeping that one on the down-low.

Thats where you are wrong, cos if you look close enough and blindly believe everything you read, we have indeed made contact with JD.
 

Thats where you are wrong, cos if you look close enough and blindly believe everything you read, we have indeed made contact with JD.
That would indeed be a disaster, if its accidentally too accurate Ill be hounded as an ITK until I get run off the forum :(

Actually I guess theres a silver lining
 

All managers have 1 goal: to win. They may have different ways of trying to achieve it, but that's the goal. If they don't do it, they very soon come under huge pressure. Therefore, they will play the percentages in a way that we as fans may disagree with, but we're not the ones getting the abuse and sacking when the gamble goes pear shaped.
While I understand the point, it's cowardly to an extent. If you are intentionally playing less talented players because you are afraid of a negative result, then you will ultimately fail. It's the manager's job to win but it should be the manager's job to coach and make the team as best as it possibly can be. He has to deal with egos and hardships. It is part of the job.
 


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