Match Thread Sunderland V Everton,11th May 2016 KO 19:45

[BernieWright13]

I've consulted the orb...the returning BELLHOP Fuming Mary will give away a pennogs at some stage.

This is a certainty. The orb has said so.

Can you ask it when the holy taxi of beelzebub is booked for bob the ballbag

 

[Phenom]

No...

<runs>

I can smell a ginger from a mile off.

 

[Donald Twain]

And hung like John Holmes too

Wow never thought I'd see big john Holmes mentioned in an Everton thread, nice one !

 

[RomanReigns]

mirallas is the only one bothered to run and chase down lost causes

 

[ToffeeDan]

Watching this is like being on your last day at a job you hate. You can't wait for it to finish and wonder how you've stomached it for so long. If your wondering where my next job is I'm going to pelligrini's pizzeria.

Including going out on the lash at lunchtime and falling asleep the rest of the day. Like Everton often do in the 2nd half.

 

[orly]

Apparently McCarthy is playing.

 

[nsno-chris]

The entertainers out in full force tonight

 

[Fedlingen]

I'd DEFO give Mrs Cleverley my extension...

Incentivised like the Owen/United deal?

 

[Darren Higgs]

bag of spanners formation

 

[Toffeelover]

Still 0-0, looking to keep a clean sheet here.

 

[sageyefc]

30 odd minutes gone already with out anything of note happening. Should've watched the rest of corrie

 

[Azza]

Borini with that free header just sums up how dire Martinez sets up the team to defend.

 

[Goat]

Get it wide Sunderland and put some crosses in for gods sake.

 

[wainy]

Good cross......made to look bad by the inertia of Rom.

It was about 15 yards in front of him.

 

[Donald Twain]

Did you hear that from your missus?

Crikey !