Match Thread Sunderland V Everton,11th May 2016 KO 19:45

[dannyboy]

Excuse for the defeat tonight?

Caught up in the magical footballing moment of Sunderland's survival.

 

[tommye]

Making Lee Cattermole look like a footballer.

That's how bad it is.

 

[ToffeeTim]

I haven't heard our fans all night. A sign of the brutal reality of the disillsionment around the team.

 

[Ashtonian]

Always wondered thst.

Why does lukaku cross the ball in so much? He is the biggest outfield player we have. Normally a team crosses to their 6 foot odd striker yet out striker crosses to 5 foot midfielders I stead

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Think anything short of physical abuse towards this disgrace is acceptable for those of you bothering to show up Sunday. Players, manager, chairman, whoever.

 

[MikeH72]

Touched by the gods

 

[Tigger]

to be fair Ross has been playing like an utter gonk for quite some time now, to the point where I'm seriously doubting his overall potential.

Think his head is scrambled mate. Plays best through instinct and it's being coached out of him, and probably disagrees with what Bobby is nattering in his lug ole all week.

 

[Ralphie Boy]

Just did not realise how shoite we are!!!!

 

[Huyton Layne]

lol 2-0 down playing pretty triangles in the middle of the park

 

[maccavennie]

Mccarthy is abysmal.

 

[Zezti]

I can't get over how bad we are. Even when we go forward, its a backpass or misplaced pass then we're back at the halfway line and hoof it up and lose it.

 

[No8Bally]

650 passes and got absolutely nowhere!

 

[paultheblue]

Only if we bring Jo on

My finger is hovering over the bet button I don't know whether to press it or call the samaritans

 

[Abertonian]

Maybe the awards should be

Biggest waste of space. McCarthy
Lazy arse. Lukaku
Who put the most weight on? Barkley
Biggest coward. Stones

And the most competitive categories:

Most Unfit
Biggest bombscare

 

[evertonfootballclub]

James McCarthy really is dog poo!