Swansea City 1-0 Everton

[LABlue2]

Stek, Calvert Lewin, Valencia, Jags

 

[Milk]

Abysmal again. The team that finished the game should have been the one to start.

Barry is now in the 'Osman' zone. Past his sell-by date but still getting on the pitch.

C-L just isn't a top flight player. Needs to drop down a division or two. With him on in the first half, it was like playing with 10 men.

Kenny looked good when he came on, putting in some really good crosses. Holgate couldn't cross the road...

This would be the same D C-L who signed a new contract very recently supposedly to ward off the interest of Arsenal

 

[wilfjacko]

On a scale of 1 to Stekelenburg letting a cross land on Llorente's face 2 yards out while Jagielka did a dead starfish impression, how bad was that?

10

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Mason.

That was embarrassing.

They can all do one except Tom, mason, kenny, gana Barry and ross. Dcl needs to be played as a striker. Rest can do one.

 

[Sapie88]

We, the team, Koeman and the hierarchy are not good enough.

We've been fortunate that from 8th downwards is a cluster of teams that are so bad they flatter us. That's changing now and we can't even beat them any more.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Meh, they wanted it, we didn't. We've all seen it all before at this time of the season, it shouldn't happen, but it often does.
Tough on the travelling support though. Safe journey home one and all.

 

[steele]

It's typical Everton to end the season too early. Fxxk the players!!

 

[marnie]

..so if this is the MoM thread it's another really difficult one. I'm going Baines but if he's reading this it's not something to boast about.

I watched the Hull v Sunderland game before.As soon as the final whistle went,I thought ..FFS. My mate left for work and I made a beef chow mien whilst the first half was on.I didn't even have to look over my shoulder for any excitement from Everton.

 

[Kal El]

Hopefully Koemans telling them his summer plans like...

 

[The binman chronicles]

If there was an 'End Season Now' button I would push it.

 

[Joey66]

On the beach.

Which isn't something we should ever accept.

Woeful.

Well its not Congratulations after that load of tosh!

 

[wiggie]

LOOK EVERYONE; I WAS HAPPY WITH MY CLIFF RICHARD JOKE BUT IT TURNS OUT EVERYONE HAS MORE CLIFF KNOWLEDGE THAN I, AND EVERYONE IS COMING OUT WITH BETTER SUGGESTIONS.

Koeman should play the young ones

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Carried over from the match thread:

Since Schneiderlin signed, Everton are W8 D3 L1 when he plays. W0 D1 L3 when he doesn't, with zero goals from open play.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Haha love Joe Andersons tweet

 

[flibbyflob]

Exactly what I expected. Players given up and are on beach. Roll on August.