Match Thread Swansea v Everton. 19th Sep at 15.00.

[deipnosophist]

Very enjoyable read...Cheeks mate, you defo have your finger on the Welsh pulse ...especially the southern parts.
As per...Chico you're the man

 

[a bell maul]

 

[mezzrow]

You could at least say something snidey about Huw Jenkins' nose or something. Haven't seen anything like that this side of Jonjo Shelvey. (hmmm... strokes chin)

Maybe Huw has pix of Chico assaulting some poor ewe in an out of the way hostel somewhere east of Abergavenny. Or, Chico genuinely likes the folks from Swansea and environs. Anyway, I find this one lacks fire, unlike our back line. (fingers crossed) Nice work on Shelvey, but all that's down to his being one of them y'know. Once and always.

Everton for the win on the road, or a heartbreaking result that has us all in a massive fume. One of these.

 

[Kiwi]

*shrugs. Decent that

Could do with another win and a bit of momentum.

 

[ilikecheese]

Disappointed that I was distracted by the religious right wing to miss the first page.

I only predict things I know for certain.

There will be fume when the team sheet is announced.

 

[degsy]

21 today 21 today i've got the key of the door

may even read it...after the game to see if @chicoazul gets anything right

 

[Michaelcoyb]

Fingers crossed: Everton to win and Lukaku to score

 

[cduff]

The Shelvey paragraph had me in bits.

Yeah, enjoyed that. Has to be said that Shelvey is actually a good player and has started this season well.
Will be a tough game this one.

 

[zaitken]

I imagine we’ll see him on the left until around the 65th minute mark when Swansea’s second goes in and we’re all screaming for the sex of Mirallas or Deulofeu.

This.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

that Gomis grock who looks like a stem cell research project involving The Predator and Regi Blinker

Ffs. still cleaning coffee off my screen here.

2-1 to the good guys. Barkley with all 7.

 

[Blue Cheese]

Yes...No...Yes...Ohhhh...No...Yesssssss


That's what the game will be like I reckon and that's just when the team sheet gets rolled out.

Koff Swansea you jarg wannabees. 87-0 Everton.

No cocksmurf as promised chico, but i'll let you off.

 

[bluestevon]

Second page "get in!" Nice preview moon head, will the boss everton please stand up! 4-1 the butterscotches

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Well done as usual @chicoazul
Like our own Stuart Hall but without all the kiddie fiddling (with any luck) and all the 'Corinthians, striding...' pseudo classical Lovviery.

 

[macdog]

'Up front they have that Gomis grock who looks like a stem cell research project involving The Predator and Regi Blinker.'
That is hilarious. What drugs are needed for this level of brilliance?

 

[TheFinnFan]

Boss stuff Chico