Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO THINK BRYAN.
Please don't shout. WE'RE NOT FECKIN DEAF LAD
*goes for a lie down after the exertion
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO THINK BRYAN.
You bad, bad cynical tits.
It was better than any goal you've ever seen. It's ok, you can admit it.
But it didn't. It went exactly where he intended it to.
*wriggles down next to Woolly Blue.*Please don't shout. WE'RE NOT FECKIN DEAF LAD
*goes for a lie down after the exertion
I'll come back in 2 years when this pointless "its the best goal ever, no its not, yes it is, no its not, you're on crack" rubbish has hopefully stopped.
Cause you know, its just people getting a little bit over excited, don't really need perspective police coming in over something so harmless.
It was one of those goals that make you go " Whoaaa !! ". It could have gone anywhere and made him look a right divvy, though.
Like the guy in the mortuary in Men in Black with Slime?Somewhere, RFUS is stuck against his ceiling with his own spunk due to the tremendous force of his ejaculation.
*wriggles down next to Woolly Blue.*
If it had been scored in the Championship people would have said 'thats pretty boss' and then switched back to watching family guy or whatever is on the same time as the Football League Show.