Takeover bid by Peter Kenyon

[gonetomorrow]

I have a corgi Aston Martin still in box with little man in ejector seat pointing gun at Bond. "Nishe of ye tae drop in".
I want in consortium.

 

[degsy]

Personally I'm thinking of starting a rival bid from a new consortium. What even is a consortium, anyway? Nobody truly knows.

Meaning of consort in English ... to spend a lot of time in the company of a particular group of people, especially people whose character is not ..

The Dictionary nailed it - GOT to a tee

 

[edge]

I can't even remember the last time I liked anybody who owned us.
Had it in for Moshri the minute he didn't bin kenwright.

 

[degsy]

Upon reviewing some of the members of this GOT consortium, I would like to retract my offer

No further statement will be made at this time

I'll take your place then, I'm sorting out the stuff in the garage atm, should be some hidden jems in there I've forgotten I've even got

 

[maccavennie]

I can't even remember the last time I liked anybody who owned us.
Had it in for Moshri the minute he didn't bin kenwright.

We've been robbed of a decent owner for years mate that's for sure.

 

[COYBL25]

Im not gonna lie, @maccavennie gives me the biggest chub, but I’m a whore so I’ll welcome you all

Dollar dollar bills y’all

 

[Goat]

I can't even remember the last time I liked anybody who owned us.
Had it in for Moshri the minute he didn't bin kenwright.

I got my 95 Cup Final ticket and a picture next to the FA Cup from Peter Johnson, so I didnt mind him.

 

[Yarrgh]

All the shrapnel destinied for the guide dog shaped collection box... it's yours.

 

[Goat]

All the shrapnel destinied for the guide dog shaped collection box... it's yours.

Oh hey up, the Saudis and their questionable morals have entered the bidding.

 

[degsy]

We've been robbed of a decent owner for years mate that's for sure.

Cap the Consortium at 365.
Then everyday we take turns at being in charge - maybe on your Birthday?
Leap Years / 29th Feb?
Nobody is in charge !

 

[The Legend of Southall]

I'll happily throw in;

150L fish tank that's got a hole in it
300 pack of crayola with only 3 left
2 uno cards
52 deck of pornographic playing cards, were every card is a joker and has the same picture
Old £1 coin

 

[Frenk]

maccas updated consortium

@matty1878 @Marius57 and @Bohemian Toffee now mate @bring back the catt @MrGrumpy @wm02 @Dixieslaces @dublinbluenose @hktoffee @DanB90

Includes

£50 overdraft
£5.20 (wants 500 shares)
PC World gift card
Ps2 (no controllers)
600 pesos
Sodexo meal card
2000 Czech crowns
1 pen
A lot of bog roll
Car tax discs
Wetherspoons Voucher (amount unknown)
Phillip Green shady character
£10 Argos gift voucher (expired)
£17 Sports direct Gift voucher
Exclusion order
Blood Brothers tickets (amount unknown)
£20 Woolworths Voucher

Got some Panini stickers.

 

[maccavennie]

I'll happily throw in;

150L fish tank that's got a hole in it
300 pack of crayola with only 3 left
2 uno cards
52 deck of pornographic playing cards, were every card is a joker and has the same picture
Old £1 coin

Put yourself in mate and add the gifts to the rest of the swag

 

[Frenk]

Got some in-laws, the one cooks good food so could work in the canteen. The other is good at cutting the grass. Very useful and you only need to pay him with tea and bickies.

 

[Chrismac]

From down the back of my sofa just now:
1 throwing star
1 well used Beaver Patrol car sticker off of Zoo magazine circa 97
1 Wrestlemania III vhs featuring the mighty Can-am connection versus Bob Orton Jr and the Magnificent Muraco
1 pair of Minnesota Viking 'lightning' gym pants
Half a bottle of home made Poteen

Happy to be a silent partner tbh, wife would kill me if she found out what we were up to.