Takeover bid by Peter Kenyon

[wm02]

I was thinking of him too. But owning the Mets, his favorite boyhood club that he always dreamed of owning, wouldn't be the same as owning Everton some random club in England.

Exactly. Not sure he has any interest in owning a PL club.
He’s pleasantly surprised me, while I was so thankful to get rid of the Wilpons I was unsure about him.
My cousin’s husband worked for his company when they got the huge SEC fine for insider trading.

 

[davek]

….perhaps being fed information by somebody who truly doesn’t know the real detail or purposely fed information that leads to him barking up the wrong tree.

Then he isn't much of a journalist if he cant verify with another spource he's along the right lines.

 

[riddick]

If it's a single individual buying us I would be more OK with it. If it's a "consortium" or a hedge fund or whatever, absolutely swerve.

 

[MrGrumpy]

If, as this Slater character states, Moshiri is further on down the line with another U.S. consortium, then it underlines what a walloper Matt Law is and the Torygraph's constantly incorrect attempts at scooping Everton stories.

Highly possible that the Kenyon group leaked the story to gain traction. Either way I think it going to happen

 

[Jebus_lives]

I’ve tweeted him (multiple times) to save us, but he has yet to respond

Have you mentioned the rival GOT consortium bid to force his hand?

 

[Connor]

Have you mentioned the rival GOT consortium bid to force his hand?

As a master negotiator, I like to keep my best cards until they're really needed

 

[maccavennie]

As a master negotiator, I like to keep my best 442 magazines until they're really needed

Fixed

 

[MrGrumpy]

Fixed

Any movement with Moshiri yet?

 

[degsy]

People interested in the takeover would do well to put their opinions on Esk aside for a while and listen to this.

Matt, Richard and The Esk himself are well worth a listen here.

A 'kin hour+??
Gimme the highspots please

 

[maccavennie]

Any movement with Moshiri yet?

Yes mate, I went to the toilet this morning (I call going for a no2 "I'm just for a Moshiri/crap") thanks for asking.

If you mean the takeover talks, currently getting all of the consortium's assets valued to see how much wiggle room we have. I don't won't to go all in blazing with "here's your £7,437 Moshers, take it or leave it sister!". Need to make sire I leave enough spare in case I need to go higher

 

[Librarian]

It’s Vince McMahon isn’t it

 

[Marius57]

Yes mate, I went to the toilet this morning (I call going for a no2 "I'm just for a Moshiri/crap") thanks for asking.

If you mean the takeover talks, currently getting all of the consortium's assets valued to see how much wiggle room we have. I don't won't to go all in blazing with "here's your £7,437 Moshers, take it or leave it sister!". Need to make sire I leave enough spare in case I need to go higher

I feel that's an optimistic valuation of
A) the Consortium's assets
and
B) the club

 

[bring back the catt]

No mate, latest developments are below. Kenyons consortium has a period exclusivity currently so I can confirm to my partners and associates that no meeting can take place with Moshiri at Nandos or Wetherspoons YET.

I can confirm though that "maccas GOT liberation of Everton woe consortium" is one of the other 3 parties waiting in the wings and I'm sure the @bobble will be able to verify this.

Current consortium includes -

@matty1878 @Marius57 @Bohemian Toffee @bring back the catt @MrGrumpy @wm02 @Dixieslaces @dublinbluenose @hktoffee @DanB90 @Wayno @COYBL25 @Tony101 @chrismpw @blue to the bone @Eggs @COYB75 @Jimishorts @nsno-chris @SLAVEN BILIC
@Shibbywiggles @Joey66 @MikelsGoat (TBC and deep in negotiations) @bluestevon @bluejohn66 @witchdoc187 @Yarrgh
@gonetomorrow
@Mutzo Nutzo
@degsy
@Frenk
@The Legend of Southall
@Chrismac (silent partner so wife doesn't become money mad with his new found wealth) @captainvindaloo @mmmmsnouts

35 confirmed members
1 member tbc @MikelsGoat
1 member left @Connor pulled out as rumours circulate that Kenyon heard about his 442 magazine stash (2016-18) and has offered BIG MONEY and a role on his board should his bid be successful.

Current kitty Includes

£50 overdraft
£5.20 (wants 500 shares)
PC World gift card
Ps2 (no controllers)
600 pesos
Sodexo meal card
2000 Czech crowns
1 pen
A lot of bog roll
Car tax discs
Wetherspoons Voucher (amount unknown)
Phillip Green shady character
£10 Argos gift voucher (expired)
£17 Sports direct Gift voucher
Exclusion order
Blood Brothers tickets (amount unknown)
£20 Woolworths Voucher
Bucket Hat
£20 from Chase App
Chocolate Buttons (in fridge not melted)
Whiskey bottle full of slum (amount unknown)
An African Prince (possibly Niasse)
2 for 1 Big Mac Vouchers
Gold coins ( 3 grandkids have place on board)
Battle action force comics
Endless boss pics from Jimi + Ps2 controller
1k (based on confirmation of me doing a lap dance)
1,200 unused tickets from Coral Island Blackpool
Everton memorabilia
Dog walk
2 PCs (tbc)
Jason Donovan poster (mint condition)
25 roubles
Signed autograph of Zenit manager Advocaat
Half finished Jack Sparrow Black Pearl ship
£15 TK Maxx voucher
Car ashtray (retracted)
1 piece of cardboard
Balaclava
1 corgi Aston Martin
Wind up smoking monkey
Garage job lot
Guide dog shaped collection box
Panini stickers
150L fish tank that's got a hole in it
300 pack of crayola (3 left)
2 uno cards
52 deck of pornographic playing cards
£1 coin (old)
2 in-laws (1 chef, 1 lawn mowing professional)
1 throwing star
1 well used Beaver Patrol car sticker (Zoo magazine circa 97)
1 Wrestlemania III vhs : Can-am connection versus Bob Orton Jr and the Magnificent Muraco
1 pair of Minnesota Viking 'lightning' gym pants
Half a bottle of home made Poteen
Green Shield Stamp booklet (one stamp might or might not still be in it),
1972 Beano Annual
Salmon and blue stripe away shirt (XXL )

BREAKING NEWS.
It has just been revealed that the Footsie Index closed for the day at 200 points up due to a late run on the stock market where Wall Street took an unprecedented late rush for shares of the little known @maccavennie consortium.

Many are convinced that macca is a major player with some hard-hitters in his assembly.
Others seem less convinced referring to Consortium to be broken hip speak to mean; Con as in 'cheat'; Sort as in 'type'; I as in me; and Um as in 'unsure', translating to, "I might be a bit of a scally"".
So there we have it. Two polar views and one which we hope to have cleared up as soon as the enigmatic powerhouse macca emerges from his sanctuary where he enjoys solitude to devise further ground-breaking schemes in the company of like minded vagabonds.

As of now, our investigatory journalists wait outside The Dog And Gun where it is believed this shy genius is planning further mind-bending schemes, so stay tuned, and as soon as we have more to report we will return.

 

[wm02]

I feel that's an optimistic valuation of
A) the Consortium's assets
and
B) the club

Just to reiterate, it’s a MINT condition Jason Donovan poster

 

[maccavennie]

Just to reiterate, it’s a MINT condition Jason Donovan poster

Just been on ebay and there's a mint one for £20.00 but it's nowhere near as good as yours. It's a studio shot for sure and hes wearing a suit. Yours is a location shoot and captures Jason in his youthful heyday when Kylie was his missus and every song he was asked to play the guitar on top of the pops was in G.

Great days, great guy, great poster.