Tales of and opinions of the Wirral

[Kurt.]

Not really rejects, more escapologists. give back that chromosome you borrowed. Its not doing you any good.

You're between Liverpool and north Wales and you sleep with your own...


The Inbreedtweeners

 

[Moomin]

The idea of the comic " The Walking Dead " was inspired by the writers visit to Birkenhead. He said to his friend " My god, these people are the walking dead from the smack "

The Birkenhead scum pestered him " Any change " and he thought " These are like zombies" it inspired the comic and boring tv series we have on now.

True story.

 

[bluemangroup]

You're between Liverpool and north Wales and you sleep with your own...


The Inbreedtweeners

Bit rich coming from ewe lot.

 

[Kurt.]

Bit rich coming from ewe lot.

At least we are full breed.

 

[bluemangroup]

At least we are full breed.

Half man half sheep does not make you a full breed. Now its probably best that you phlegm gargling troglodytes stay out of this because youve got more than enough of your own problems to be getting on with.

 

[Kurt.]

Half man half sheep does not make you a full breed. Now its probably best that you phlegm gargling troglodytes stay out of this because youve got more than enough of your own problems to be getting on with.

Welsh to the left of you
Scousers to the right
Better than being in the Wirral with you
Stuck on the Wirral with you

 

[COYBL25]

Nothing to do on the Wirral in the way of nightlife. You're faced with a night in Birkenhead ( getting beaten to death ) or going to Chester ( getting beaten to death by Wrexham casuals or by inbred's from the Blacon estate. ). It's just one big suburb really, very posh bits, very normal bits and very bad bits, with not a lot going on.

 

[chrissyjack]

I grew up in Ellesmere Port . Not a hive of excitement tbh. A one-day overdue library book would make the front page of the Pioneer

 

[Groucho]

@chicoazul

Kills 99.9% of all known wools;

@Woolly Blue is the 0.01% unaffected of course.

 

[strummer]

The best thing on the wirral is hoylake golf course. Shame its called royal liverpool

 

[roydo]

Also who classes Neston as the Wirral you bad melts?

Eh ? The Wirral Way is/was at the bottom of my garden ffs! Is Neston not Wirral?? Where am I from ffs!! @chicoazul

 

[Woolly Blue]

Yes I can

Hahaha
Bit of deja vu here.

 

[Woolly Blue]

@chicoazul

Kills 99.9% of all known wools;

@Woolly Blue is the 0.01% unaffected of course.

Not sure whether to like this or neg it tbh.
I might just do both

 

[GwladysStreetHero]

Never understood when you come out of the tunnel and go on that flyover past the toll booth, why they have started to build another way off the flyover but after so many yards decided not too an just blocked it off an left it there.

Sums the place up

 

[chrissyjack]

Neston comes under Ellesmere Port borough council, does it not . And Hooton train station has a car park that charges 80p all day . If I'm visiting the folks and going to Liverpool, I park the car there and catch the train over . Cheaper than parking in Liverpool . And up the road is Willaston here I was once coming out of a video rental shop . There was a tree on the green and I watched a VW camper ( like in Scooby Doo ) pull up. The occupants got out , about 8 people , joined hands and danced around the tree singing . They then got back in the van and drove off .

And , before you ask, I hadn't been drinking