Tattoos.

[JimmyJeffers]

If you date anyone between the ages of 35-45 they will have a small generic flying heart tattoo on their ankle or hip that they secretly got in Majorca when they were 16.

 

[Handball]

Having a misquoted Marilyn Monroe saying across your forehead is always a good look too.
And the names are pictures of everyone you've slept with up and down your arms and legs with dates is also priceless.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Absolutely hate and detest them on women, young pretty girl by me got a spiders Web on her neck go around the jawline, what's that gonna look like in her 60's when the ageing process happens

By that time you start looking like a scrotum anyway, might as well be a colourful one.

 

[Jimishorts]

Happy with mine.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Happy with mine.

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[Handball]

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I always liked Rod Hull, but Emu's going to be disappointed when he sees that.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I always liked Rod Hull, but Emu's going to be disappointed when he sees that.

puppets have fallen a long way since...

 

[Buckers]

I’ve read a couple of articles recently by the first wave of hipster tat maniacs as they reach an age where they are able to reflect on their tattoo craze. They seem to be starting hit the age where they are regretting it. Especially girls, I always said it would go this way, can look great on nice young tight skin, not so much on bingo wings and wrinkly necks.

I was also always told make sure you can always cover them up with a shirt for funerals and job interviews. Not sure I can take someone seriously sat in meetings looking like a hipster hairdresser with tats on their hands an neck, kind of makes me think they are prone to poor judgment and making silly decisions.

Each to their own like but don’t buy the thing that they won’t regret them in later life. THEY WILL.

 

[Littlesue]

You would think by now someone may have come up with a semi permanent tattoo that fades over the years so that by the time you're a Granny the skull and crossbones on the back of your hands have faded so not on show at your Granddaughters wedding

 

[Kurt.]

Yer mar has a beaver at the top of her thighs … haha is right lads hahaha

 

[kev]

You would think by now someone may have come up with a semi permanent tattoo that fades over the years so that by the time you're a Granny the skull and crossbones on the back of your hands have faded so not on show at your Granddaughters wedding

As kids we used to get transfers free with every packet of bubble gum.
Much better.

 

[Yarrgh]

Kiss lip tattoos on the neck look boss and will age like a fine wine. Tribal shoulder tattoos make a person look in touch with their spiritual ancestry. Love a sleeve tattoo with some skulls in there and a Japanese style wave. All looks really great. High end stuff

Fashion comes and goes but class is permanent.

 

[Yarrgh]

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Tag in @peteblue if you're steeling his tattoo picture you fiend.

 

[Buckers]

The other think I have never been able to understand is how they all managed to afford them all? People must have spent thousands on them.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I gather it's now mandatory for postal operatives to have a tattoo on the back of at least one calf.
If you don't do it, or wear long trousers, your promotion prospects are zero and you'll be on the receiving end of "banter" in the canteen.