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Teams you randomly despise

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EFCNIK said:
Funny because what yer ma was doing last night certainly felt like it. Hollllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaa.

But no Everton is a scouse club, United is a manc. Why a lot of our fans want an affiliation with them because of out mutual dislike for Liverpool is quite frankly disturbing. If we went to war, Id quite happily di ck on everyone for Liverpool.
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Fair enough I was joking

Just out of interest mate are you an exiled scouser ??????
 


City for the simple fact that there fans are all from Stockport but they have created the myth that Manchester is sky blue, go around the city centre and you see 50 United shirts to every City one.

The New York Yankees. Every time I see someone in a Yankees cap I take a step closer to taking my own life, luckily each time I see a Boston Red Socks cap I take a step back. Unfortunately I see 1000 Yankees caps for every 1 Boston and I'm getting closer the edge.
 
BigNev said:
City for the simple fact that there fans are all from Stockport but they have created the myth that Manchester is sky blue, go around the city centre and you see 50 United shirts to every City one.

The New York Yankees. Every time I see someone in a Yankees cap I take a step closer to taking my own life, luckily each time I see a Boston Red Socks cap I take a step back. Unfortunately I see 1000 Yankees caps for every 1 Boston and I'm getting closer the edge.
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Pretty spot on there mate
 
neville said:
Fair enough I was joking

Just out of interest mate are you an exiled scouser ??????
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No Im not mate, Im actually a dirty southerner and I speak (albeit slightly softer) like Danny Dyer. But my dad is a scouser, and has taught me all about the days of the friendly derby. More to the point my grandad was a red. The only reason my dad supports Everton is because my grandads sister, my great auntie, was a blue and kidnapped him one Saturday when he was two and took him to Goodison Park. He's a massive blue but doesnt hate the reds, much. My hate for them has grown over the last 3 years or so. Where I've become old enough to go out and stuff and I see those tits all over the show, starting fights coz Im an Everton fan etc.. There hollier than thou attitude of there fans, St. Steven, FSW etc etc etc, theyve just become a hateful club and it frustrates me that they cant see this. Believe me mate living down here I see a lot of southern liverpool fans, and all of them claim to know their stuff. I always try to have banter, but find myself on the end of a lot of threatening looks from time to time.

But because I'm clued up on my history, my dad wouldnt have it any other way, I do have a respect for LFC. I'm well aware that it is only in the past 10 years or so where they and the majority of their fans have become intolerable. Oh, and my best mate supports Liverpool to.

Some tit the other night was harrassing one of my girl mates on the dancefloor, wouldnt leave her alone. Told him to **** off and he did. Then I saw him outside and he was singing YNWA and sticking his fingers up at me, so I punched him, my bad. Got done over by his mates though... But we won in the end. The reds are tits....
 
I know the thread title is randomly despise, so the obvious one (or maybe two, if you really hate Man Utd) is exempt but I can't help it, the hatred I feel for Liverpool is many times more magnified than the hatred I feel for any other team.
Being born and raised in the city, we share news streams; the Liverpool Echo, Radio Merseyside e.t.c so both sets of local fans are usually very knowledgeable about all the goings on of the other club, and the close proximity to their knuckle-headed, stay-at-home "true" (boss fans cos dey is scouse, all dem swedes takin our tikkits lad, 50 year waitin list) fans just makes them unbearable.

But fine, in the spirit of the thread, I will offer up the following as teams I intensely dislike for one reason or another;
Birmingham City, Spurs and Villa
 

My missus has got a Spanish friend who teaches at Uni in Liverpool. She comes over once a year and is my son's godmother. In a moment of confusion (or malicious mischief?), She bought my son a rs top a couple of years ago. She apologised profusely and said it was a mix up coz she didn't follow football. Sounded reasonable enough. I did however let my wife know in no uncertain terms that I wanted the rag out of my house. It was two years too big for him anyway so I told my wife to give it to someone. End of story. Or so I thought. Imagine my horror when I get home from work tonight and my mother in law, who was looking after the kids, had put it on him. I had the little fella in the shower double speed and scrubbed him down. I'm not taking any chances this time. I'm binning it myself.

Rant over
 
James Martin said:
My missus has got a Spanish friend who teaches at Uni in Liverpool. She comes over once a year and is my son's godmother. In a moment of confusion (or malicious mischief?), She bought my son a rs top a couple of years ago. She apologised profusely and said it was a mix up coz she didn't follow football. Sounded reasonable enough. I did however let my wife know in no uncertain terms that I wanted the rag out of my house. It was two years too big for him anyway so I told my wife to give it to someone. End of story. Or so I thought. Imagine my horror when I get home from work tonight and my mother in law, who was looking after the kids, had put it on him. I had the little fella in the shower double speed and scrubbed him down. I'm not taking any chances this time. I'm binning it myself.

Rant over
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You might want to wipe the poor little sod over with anti bacterial wipes too. Is an exorcism going to far?
 
James Martin said:
My missus has got a Spanish friend who teaches at Uni in Liverpool. She comes over once a year and is my son's godmother. In a moment of confusion (or malicious mischief?), She bought my son a rs top a couple of years ago. She apologised profusely and said it was a mix up coz she didn't follow football. Sounded reasonable enough. I did however let my wife know in no uncertain terms that I wanted the rag out of my house. It was two years too big for him anyway so I told my wife to give it to someone. End of story. Or so I thought. Imagine my horror when I get home from work tonight and my mother in law, who was looking after the kids, had put it on him. I had the little fella in the shower double speed and scrubbed him down. I'm not taking any chances this time. I'm binning it myself.

Rant over
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Destroy the shirt, do it now. Take it with your own hands, douse it in gasoline and set it alight, watch it burn.

Cleanse your son by packing his room with Everton junk. Posters, bedcovers, clock, calender, rug, PJs, everything.

good luck
 

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