Teddish or not teddish? You decide...

[monty]

Liar if he was that big I would have ran awayShame really but I was given little option He tried to make a prick out of me in front of every one and I felt sorry for his misses as shes said on other occasions it hurts her its so nonsensacle we met her at another mates party he asked her out and she said no I asked and got a yes six weeks later we got married so wheres he coming from ? at the party he actually said hes waiting for me to have another heart attack and croack so I just thought f it If I had known Chigco then I might have not got married

I had a mates wife would kick off when she was pissed that she should have married me, god she was one ugly cow

 

[coyney]

So likeness attracts

 

[monty]

So likeness attracts

she was my twin

 

[coyney]

she was my twin

Thats me you fool

 

[monty]

Thats me you fool

In that case you've got nice tits

 

[TX Bill]

Chores before whores

If that isn't a signature line, I don't know what is.

 

[micknick]

Welton you Ted

 

[Cal]

Headclash with him, just stand toe to toe with him, ask why have you got this beef?

If he gets cocky, knock him out.

*mad you*

 

[chicoazul]

Cal's advice is the best path. Agony Uncle stuff.

 

[monty]

Cal's advice is the best path. Agony Uncle stuff.

What ever happened to the Liverpool kiss and a kick to the bollocks, the old ways are still the best