Terms of endearment

[Kurt.]

I love nice little sayings when describing other people, two I’ve read/heard this week we’re particularly lovely when someone was describing the wonderful Katie Price…

“She’s been slammed more times than a taxi door”

“she’s been banged more times than Stevie Wonders toes”

Both very eloquent when describing the lovely aforementioned lady.
Do we have any other sayings we use to show our respect and affection for others ?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Ye mar

 

[coollino]

So what's the podcast called?

 

[Bryan+]

She’s seen more of the ceiling than Kurt’s hairline.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Fanny like an empty headlock

 

[john jako]

Had more cock than the cockness monster.

 

[trueblue84]

Her minge looks like a butcher's bin.

 

[john jako]

Props sexist this.

Men like to get banged aswell ffs

 

[Abertonian]

Fanny like a bucket of smashed crabs

 

[Abertonian]

Teeth like a row of condemned tenements

 

[Kurt.]

Teeth like a whorehouse piano

 

[Abertonian]

He has a roman nose - it's roaming all over his face

 

[COYBL25]

Many years ago, one of the girls in work, was going straight out after work, so got ready whilst she was in work.

As she was on her way out, the boss came in and said to her, “‘where are you off to Anne, you look like a well kept grave “ lol

 

[john jako]

Many years ago, one of the girls in work, was going straight out after work, so got ready whilst she was in work.

As she was on her way out, the boss came in and said to her, “‘where are you off to Anne, you look like a well kept grave “ lol

My god gahahaha

 

[Dancing Pat]

Face like a roof tilers nail bag