Terms of endearment

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Nail a plank to your ass to stop you falling in....

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Ticket
Beaut

 

[Dancing Pat]

Teeth like Klopp

 

[Kurt.]

Face like a robbers dog

 

[Buckers]

Goes like a barn door in the wind.

 

[Littlesue]

More fat on a butchers pencil

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Breath like Jaws

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Foosty fud

 

[Kurt.]

Breath like a starving Labrador

 

[Kurt.]

Your breath could knock the flies off a bucket of

 

[Dancing Pat]

A lad I used to work with 40 years ago proclaimed that his ‘bird’ had “lady flaps like reading the Echo”

 

[tommye]

Face like a robbers dog

How is ye mar?

 

[tommye]

Breath like a starving Labrador

The neighbours been shouting at you again?

 

[coollino]

Many years ago, one of the girls in work, was going straight out after work, so got ready whilst she was in work.

As she was on her way out, the boss came in and said to her, “‘where are you off to Anne, you look like a well kept grave “ lol

@bigbadjeff

 

[Bkk Andy]

Smells like the bog door of a fishing boat