The 2014 crappy celeb xmas panto thread

[blue61]

Dunstable breaking the budget.

 

[jaspercabbage]

Why do a lot of the posters say " Back by popular demand?? " when its blatant lies.

For Telford, a steaming pile of dog poo.

I hope Danny Mills is a better Madame Cherie Trifle than he is a football pundit.......... or even a footballer.

 

[Morag]

Huyton leisure and culture park! No me neither .

This is my brothers panto! He is the light and sound man. My dad has made all the set, which I have to say looks amazing! My mum washes all the costumes. That arl fella from BGT is a right weirdo! He takes selfies with everyone (inc my mum one day) and just puts them on his facebook!! I can't stand pantos myself. But he loves doing all the techy stuff so it makes him happy. They are travelling all over the country with it. They are doing Huyton, Blackpool, fleetwood, Kent and somewhere else. They also go into schools.

But I still think it's crap.

 

[Groucho]

This is my brothers panto! He is the light and sound man. My dad has made all the set, which I have to say looks amazing! My mum washes all the costumes. That arl fella from BGT is a right weirdo! He takes selfies with everyone (inc my mum one day) and just puts them on his facebook!! I can't stand pantos myself. But he loves doing all the techy stuff so it makes him happy. They are travelling all over the country with it. They are doing Huyton, Blackpool, fleetwood, Kent and somewhere else. They also go into schools.

But I still think it's crap.

I've only just realised who he was.

 

[Morag]

Next year they're getting 'Jim McDonald' from corrie

 

[Moomin]

Yes! Insider information.

Chris Maloney, is he demanding????

 

[Moomin]

Bristol have the nations fave dog, Pudsey

 

[Moomin]

Come into my arms little children.

* Yewtree Klaxon *

 

[Moomin]

Ken Morley still alive, think i owe someone a fiver now.

 

[Moomin]

Whitley Bay has the delightful Roxanne Pallet and some douche who rammed his willy up the fit one in S Club 7.

 

[Moomin]

Sweet Jesus, another offering from Wrexham. The redundant Go Compare man. God really hates Wales by offering them this garbage.

 

[Moomin]

Come on Liverpool, bring it on and we have with this number. Bring a bit of Essex and Gypsy culture to our panto.

 

[Moomin]

Yes, two singers from Scooch!! thats the jarg we want for our panto's.

 

[Morag]

Yes! Insider information.

Chris Maloney, is he demanding????

Don't know. Iv never seen him
At rehearsals when iv popped in. But watching them reverse is cheesy as!!!

 

[Kiwi]

You're mistaking sadness for blissful ignorance mate.

I think it means that I limit my jarg tv shows to the ones that have attractive women in them.