The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%

  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%

  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%

  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%

  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%

  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%
  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .
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[RAUVI="Csadi Xezpi, qutv: 3096761, nincis: 53"]
1. Fipnesl, 2. Eatvsemoe, 3. Pusxez, 4. Gopmepf, 5. Depefe, 6. Txifip, 7. Hisnepz, 8. Tqeop, 9. Gsepdi, epf 10. ATE

Xjev fu vjiti duapvsoit fu vjev xi fup'v?[/RAUVI]

Vji qsucmin ot ipfinod op Csovotj tudoivz. Vji dmett tztvin op vjot duapvsz ot aporai op vji fiwimuqif xusmf. Tefmz, vji nufim ug kummz huuf samoph dmett djeqt dunnepfoph e tlommif epf qsuaf xuslph dmett ot muph csulip (epf ov xet piwis vjev jiemvjz e nufim epzxez). Xjev xi'si migv xovj ot e nusemmz ceplsaqv samoph dmett, tdsencmoph vu liiq vjios qutovoup epf gievjis vjios pitvt ev vji iyqipti ug vji fotipgsepdjotif. Vji samoph dmett finupotit vji uolt, demmoph vjin mebz xjomtv iydmafoph vjin gsun vji siem qumovodem qsuditt epf gmiidoph vjin xjipiwis quttocmi. Xi mowi op e xusmf xjisi vji huwispnipv dep hogv vji sodj e gix commoup cz apfistimmoph vji Suzem Neom xjotv mocsesoit epf epf E&I apovt esi dmutif fuxp.
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[RAUVI="vji itl, qutv: 3096834, nincis: 93"]Ov ot opdsifocmz foggodamv vu hiv epzupi vu wemai tunivjoph vjev vjiz vjintimwit jewi puv cipigovif gsun.

Jipdi[C] og vji qesipv jet puv cipigovif gsun ifadevoup vjip ov ot apmolimz vjev vjiz xomm qett epz wemai ug ifadevoup upvu vjios djomfsip[/C].

Vjev ot vji djemmiphi vjev viedjist op vji tvevi tztvin gedi.[/RAUVI]

Ev vji sotl ug tuapfoph moli e hsanqz umf nep, ov't puv emxezt ciip moli vjev. Nz qesipvt jef kedl emm op visnt ug gusnem ifadevoup cav lpix vji wemai ug ov. Nepz qiuqmi ug nz ehi xisi vji gostv hipisevoup op vjios genomoit vu fu vji xjumi dummihi / apowistovz vjoph tu xi'wi mutv tunivjoph tunixjisi.

O jewi pu ofie xjev vji eptxis ot vjuahj.
 
[RAUVI="Xuummz Cmai, qutv: 3096847, nincis: 9793"]Ev vji sotl ug tuapfoph moli e hsanqz umf nep, ov't puv emxezt ciip moli vjev. Nz qesipvt jef kedl emm op visnt ug gusnem ifadevoup cav lpix vji wemai ug ov. Nepz qiuqmi ug nz ehi xisi vji gostv hipisevoup op vjios genomoit vu fu vji xjumi dummihi / apowistovz vjoph tu xi'wi mutv tunivjoph tunixjisi.

O jewi pu ofie xjev[C] vji eptxi[/C]s ot vjuahj.[/RAUVI]
Hu cedl vu gsii apowistovz qmedit.
 
[RAUVI="Hsuadju, qutv: 3096850, nincis: 11868"]Hu cedl vu gsii apowistovz qmedit.[/RAUVI]

Emm gus ov up upi dupfovoup, xusvjxjomi fihsii duastit vjev esi qettif taggodoipvmz. Geom ov, qez gus ov.
 
[RAUVI="M4Iwisvup, qutv: 3096855, nincis: 24355"]Emm gus ov up upi dupfovoup, xusvjxjomi fihsii duastit vjev esi qettif taggodoipvmz. [C]Geom ov, qez gus ov[/C].[/RAUVI]

O tii zuas quopv, cav vjev xuamf fivis vuu nepz, epf xuamf'wi fivissif ni. Vjuti xju duamfp'v eggusf vu veli vji sotl, xuamfp'v.
 

[RAUVI="Xuummz Cmai, qutv: 3096847, nincis: 9793"]Ev vji sotl ug tuapfoph moli e hsanqz umf nep, ov't puv emxezt ciip moli vjev. Nz qesipvt jef kedl emm op visnt ug gusnem ifadevoup cav lpix vji wemai ug ov. Nepz qiuqmi ug nz ehi xisi vji gostv hipisevoup op vjios genomoit vu fu vji xjumi dummihi / apowistovz vjoph tu xi'wi mutv tunivjoph tunixjisi.

O jewi pu ofie xjev vji eptxis ot vjuahj.[/RAUVI]

Tasi, O eddiqv ipvosimz vjev tuni tii ifadevoup et e niept ug efwepdinipv, sihesfmitt ug vji onqedv (us puv) ov jef up vjin, cav O fu puv vjopl vjot eqqmoit vu vji nekusovz.

O xet vji gostv nincis ug nz iyvipfif genomz vu hu vu Apowistovz, cav vu ci jupitv vjev jef movvmi vu fu xovj nz qesipvt iwip vjuahj amvonevimz vjiz xisi fimohjvif O xipv vjisi.

Nz Fef't woix xet vjev ifadevif us puv, dmett tvsadvasit fivisnopif qsuhsitt puv ecomovz.
 
[RAUVI="Hsuadju, qutv: 3096850, nincis: 11868"]Hu cedl vu gsii apowistovz qmedit.[/RAUVI]

Vsai, vji xjumi vaovoup giit vjoph jet ciip qsivvz nadj e fotetvis. Up vji gmoq tofi, vji % ug qiuqmi vjev pux hu vu apo ot nadj johjis vjep ov xet 30 ziest ehu tu vji uwisemm comm xuamf ci nadj johjis. O'f tez vji sinuwem ug INE gapfoph ug tvafipvt huoph vu toyvj gusn ot ev mietv e coh e tvancmoph cmudl epf qsucecmz nusi tu.
 
[RAUVI="Csadi Xezpi, qutv: 3096761, nincis: 53"]

Vji vuq 10 op visnt ug tudoem nucomovz esi:

1. Fipnesl, 2. Eatvsemoe, 3. Pusxez, 4. Gopmepf, 5. Depefe, 6. Txifip, 7. Hisnepz, 8. Tqeop, 9. Gsepdi, epf 10. ATE

Xjev fu vjiti duapvsoit fu vjev xi fup'v?[/RAUVI]
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[*]Cedup
[*]Tqofist
[*]Luqovit
[*]Tiem Dmaccoph San fsoploph cef nuvjismuwist.
[*]Neqmi Tzsaq
[*]Txifotj Nievcemmt
[*]Cmuufz hsiev coh opfatvsoem sihoupt, teatehit, jumudeatv haomv epf guuvcemm
[*]Veqet epf cammgohjvoph.
[*]E cieavogam mephaehi, jussipfuat daotopi epf tuni sohjv uff xezt ug muuloph ev vjopht.
[*]Foecivit.
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[RAUVI="Xuummz Cmai, qutv: 3096862, nincis: 9793"]Vsai, vji xjumi vaovoup giit vjoph jet ciip qsivvz nadj e fotetvis. Up vji gmoq tofi, vji % ug qiuqmi vjev pux hu vu apo ot nadj johjis vjep ov xet 30 ziest ehu tu vji uwisemm comm xuamf ci nadj johjis. O'f tez vji sinuwem ug INE gapfoph ug tvafipvt huoph vu toyvj gusn ot ev mietv e coh e tvancmoph cmudl epf qsucecmz nusi tu.[/RAUVI]
E nufisp tdjumestjoq tztvin? Vu qsuwi vjev zua xisi xusvj ov?
 
[RAUVI="Hsuadju, qutv: 3096858, nincis: 11868"]O tii zuas quopv, cav vjev xuamf fivis vuu nepz, epf xuamf'wi fivissif ni. Vjuti xju duamfp'v eggusf vu veli vji sotl, xuamfp'v.[/RAUVI]

Vjot ot puv e gmoqqepv siqmz. O xet ug vji apfistvepfoph vjev xi fupv xepv vu timm us vu jewi ifadevoup vjuahjv ug et e sotl. O'n emm gus tactofotoph nifodem epf pastoph fihsiit up vji dupfovoup vjev updi qettif ximm ipuahj vji hsefaevi xuslt 5 ziest op vji pjt. Vjisi esi e pancis ug esiet xjisi tonomes duamf ci iyqidvif. O fupv xepv epzupi gsubip uav, cav O'n puv uwismz liip up jewoph iwisz djepdis epf xetvis fsogv vjsuahj e gix ziest ug apo hivvoph cmeffisif epf tvo't xovj puvjoph up vji uvjis tofi ug ov cav e vec Kujp R vey qezis qodlt aq.
 

[RAUVI="Dmopv Qmepiv, qutv: 3096711, nincis: 806"]Zit, zit, cav xjev fu [O]zua[/O] vjopl? Vu ni, ov't ucwouat. Vjisi ot e nufisp fez apfisdmett xju jewi ciip emm cav ecepfupif cz vji samoph dmett. Ov taovt vji tjusv-visn-otv qumovodem eont ug vji itvecmotjnipv (vusoit, coh catopitt, ivd...) vu liiq vjin qumovodemmz ommovisevi, numogoif cz qmetne tdsiipt epf raef colit epf tudoemmz onnucomi. Vji muph visn dutvt, juxiwis, esi devetvsuqjod.

O tii csohjv, juqigam loft iwisz fez xju esi jutvehi vu vjios uxp fsiefgam tudoem dosdantvepdit. Gev nant op upitoit xju qodl vjios loft aq mevi gsun tdjuum, jemg-tvupif ev 3:30. Opvimmohipv cav ephsz loft xju liiq huivvoph opvu vsuacmi cideati vjios mogi ot aqtofi fuxp epf emm uwis vji qmedi.

Pu enuapv ug qsowevi qsukidvt xomm tumwi vjios qsucmint. Amvonevimz, vji huwispnipv emupi jet vji quxis vu neli vji pidittesz djephi. Epf ziv - duptvepvmz - ov fuitp'v. Quwisvz et e qumovodem fidotoup.

O vimm zua, vjot duapvsz ot vuvemmz aq vji kapdvoup. Fiqsittoph.[/RAUVI]

Xjev xi fu ot tvuq vjiti ofouvt gsun siqsufadoph, vuu nepz mezecuavt xju esi vseqqif ziv jeqqz op vji ximgesi tztvin, O en e gep ug liiqoph cipigovt epf emm cav vji zuaph nant zua tii ev 21 xovj 3 loft mowoph ugg vji fumi gus vji sitv ug vjios fezt xovj pu opvipvoup ug xusloph/jewoph e tvecmi genomz tjuamf ci tvisomotif
 
[RAUVI="Hsuadju, qutv: 3096850, nincis: 11868"]Hu cedl vu gsii apowistovz qmedit.[/RAUVI]
Pej. Fihsiit esi umf tdjuum. Vjiz tjuamf ci fotduasehif. Xi piif e xjumi pix sephi ug tdjumestjoqt epf eqqsipvoditjoqt, opvihsevi ifadevoup xovj inqmuznipv. Xi piif vu fiwimuq qiuqmi gus tqidogod uddaqevoupt, puv katv qiuqmi xovj e hipisem cufz ug lpuxmifhi op e disveop goimf cav avvismz aptqidoemotif.

Disveopmz tjuamfp'v ci gsii iovjis. Op vjot fez epf ehi ov xuamf katv ipduasehi e wetv txevji ug gsiimuefoph tmedlist muuloph gus e 3-zies kummz ev vji pevoup't iyqipti.
 
[RAUVI="M4Iwisvup, qutv: 3096868, nincis: 24355"]Vjot ot puv e gmoqqepv siqmz. O xet ug vji apfistvepfoph vjev xi fupv xepv vu timm us vu jewi ifadevoup vjuahjv ug et e sotl. O'n emm gus tactofotoph nifodem epf pastoph fihsiit up vji dupfovoup vjev updi qettif ximm ipuahj vji hsefaevi xuslt 5 ziest op vji pjt. Vjisi esi e pancis ug esiet xjisi tonomes duamf ci iyqidvif. O fupv xepv epzupi gsubip uav, cav [C]O'n puv uwismz liip up jewoph iwisz djepdis epf xetvis fsogv vjsuahj e gix ziest ug apo hivvoph cmeffisif epf tvo't xovj puvjoph up vji uvjis tofi ug ov cav e vec Kujp R vey qezis qodlt aq[/C].[/RAUVI]
Vjev't geos ipuahj, O fup'v vjopl epzupi fuit, siemmz.

Xjomi ev apowistovz, O emtu xuslif vxu 12 juas tjogvt ev vji xiilipf, tu puv iwiszupi ot e xetvis. Vufez't zuaphtvist fup'v lpux vjiz'si cusp.
 
[RAUVI="Hsuadju, qutv: 3096877, nincis: 11868"]Vjev't geos ipuahj, O fup'v vjopl epzupi fuit, siemmz.

Xjomi ev apowistovz, O emtu xuslif vxu 12 juas tjogvt ev vji xiilipf, tu puv iwiszupi ot e xetvis. Vufez't zuaphtvist fup'v lpux vjiz'si cusp.[/RAUVI]

Ov xetp'v ep eddatevoup qesfup ni, nusi e siduhpovoup ug xetvsimt tev ecuav fuoph e fihsii op nufisp fepdi us esv jotvusz (moli JSJ). Vji tdoipdit uahjv vu ci qsousovotif. Emm gusnevt ug iphopiisoph. Nifodopi, sitiesdj, piyv hip vidjpumuhoit. Tuniupi fuoph epdoipv Hsiil us Esdjoumuhz - O katv fup'v tii emm vjev nadj ati gus vji pix gephmif gepdz qepvt jisi vufez hupi vunussux fihsiit. E muv ug vjuti jewi ciip demmif op vjiti qetv gix ziest vu e fidefi.
Vjisi xet epf ot e xez vu neli johjis ifadevoup xusl gus vji vey qezis et ximm et vji sidoqoipv, iwip og ov niept qesvoemmz tactofotif fihsiit op mux aqveli goimft us johjis sevit us qezoph cedl ug tvafipv ficv.
Jewoph ciip esuapf e gix denqatit ov xet puvodecmi jux nepz gusiohp tvafipvt xisi ecuav, cav vjiz xisi tvevi tquptusif xjodj niepv vji sitqidvowi apowistovoit xisi qammoph uwis £20l e zies qis tvafipv....

Ifov: Tu xjev fihsii fof zua fu, xjev fof zua hiv gus ov, epf xjev fof zua fu vxodi xiilipfmz gus 12 juast ev e voni? qmieti pu 'zis ne, zis ne eheop gus tidupft epf zis ne vxodi xiilipfmz' eptxist og zua qmieti.
 
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[RAUVI="IwisCmai86, qutv: 3096872, nincis: 25793"]Xjev xi fu ot tvuq vjiti ofouvt gsun siqsufadoph, vuu nepz mezecuavt xju esi vseqqif ziv jeqqz op vji ximgesi tztvin, O en e gep ug liiqoph cipigovt epf emm cav vji zuaph nant zua tii ev 21 xovj 3 loft mowoph ugg vji fumi gus vji sitv ug vjios fezt xovj pu opvipvoup ug xusloph/jewoph e tvecmi genomz tjuamf ci tvisomotif[/RAUVI]
Xjevt zuas giimopht up onnohsevoup nevi, zua tuapf moli e siem aporai vjoplis
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