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I remember being trapped between 2 old boys having a conversation about Glastonbury. Both were trying to out-do the other about how old school they were:
‘I remember going to the first ever Glastonbury’
‘Did you now?! I drove my car right up and parked right next to the Pyramid stage’
‘You know David Bowie? He shagged my sister’
Was a battle of the saggy eye behemoths. Could do with harnessing some of that power this evening.
 

I remember being trapped between 2 old boys having a conversation about Glastonbury. Both were trying to out-do the other about how old school they were:
‘I remember going to the first ever Glastonbury’
‘Did you now?! I drove my car right up and parked right next to the Pyramid stage’
‘You know David Bowie? He shagged my sister’
Was a battle of the saggy eye behemoths. Could do with harnessing some of that power this evening.
This is the exact type of energy the Arena needs tonight. May Glasto bring gladiators to our door. Aided by some gentle goading and steering.
 
I remember being trapped between 2 old boys having a conversation about Glastonbury. Both were trying to out-do the other about how old school they were:
‘I remember going to the first ever Glastonbury’
‘Did you now?! I drove my car right up and parked right next to the Pyramid stage’
‘You know David Bowie? He shagged my sister’
Was a battle of the saggy eye behemoths. Could do with harnessing some of that power this evening.
It'll only work if they've gone a bit Tory with age and renounced the drugs and live in semi-impotent alcohol fuelled frustration. Couple of cans of old speckled hen or bombardier and that potent mix of music inspired nostalgic reverie of festivals and erections past should do the trick.

Anybody who lives in a fug of pot and opium smoke won't bite.
 
It'll only work if they've gone a bit Tory with age and renounced the drugs and live in semi-impotent alcohol fuelled frustration. Couple of cans of old speckled hen or bombardier and that potent mix of music inspired nostalgic reverie of festivals and erections past should do the trick.

Anybody who lives in a fug of pot and opium smoke won't bite.
I come on here for this level of mark assessment and plotting. Bravo.
 

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