The Ashes, 4rd Test, Headingley

[Lao]

England one up, two to play. Ricky is on the ropes, starting to throw some desperate punches.

Will England regain the Ashes in the next five days?

Is Freddie fit? Should Broad keep his place?

I've got good vibes about this. Come on You Pomms!

 

[Lao]

OK before anyone says, I know it's the 4th Test not the 4rd, but can't change the thread title now!

 

[Bundy]

They're the ashes of English cricket you may as well have them.

 

[Lao]

Ouch, these Aussies hit quick and hard when their backs are against the wall!

 

[little curly alan ball]

I should be so lucky , lucky , lucky , lucky . I should be so lucky , you know .

There . Our Antipodean buddies are feeling at home , I'm going to say it . I fancy the convicts here .
Result pitch . Clarke will play - should've been in from the start . No Fred . Hmmm .
Plus , just checked forecast for Mon - I'm going - pissing down all day again .Hmmm .
Trott probably in for Broad , or Ravi , for me . The Big Geordie in , him and - if I was a Mars Bar , I'd have ate myself years ago - Mitch , "" The Bod' " Johnno ; can battle it out to see who can hit the cut part !!!

Come on England !!!

We shagged Matilda , We shagged Matilda . We shagged Matilda , and so did our mates , ....

 

[little curly alan ball]

Big Man's out. Confirmed .
Oh dear , ...

 

[little curly alan ball]

NIGHTMARE !!!

Matty Prior out too , now .
So , that's K.P. , Fred , Prior , ... Fuk me . Even if you win the Ashes , you've only beaten our seconds !!!

Stiff upper fukn lip , lads .

( Papa had a ball and chain . - Der , der , de , der , der ....)

Come on England !!!
Matty's in . Come on , ....

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Prior did his back in playing footie.....Cursed I tell ye...this footie lark is dangerous!

 

[little curly alan ball]

They're the ashes of English cricket you may as well have them.[/QUOTE]


Quote of the year . Sticky it .

 

[Lao]

I should be so lucky , lucky , lucky , lucky . I should be so lucky , you know .

There . Our Antipodean buddies are feeling at home , I'm going to say it . I fancy the convicts here .
Result pitch . Clarke will play - should've been in from the start . No Fred . Hmmm .
Plus , just checked forecast for Mon - I'm going - pissing down all day again .Hmmm .
Trott probably in for Broad , or Ravi , for me . The Big Geordie in , him and - if I was a Mars Bar , I'd have ate myself years ago - Mitch , "" The Bod' " Johnno ; can battle it out to see who can hit the cut part !!!

Come on England !!!

We shagged Matilda , We shagged Matilda . We shagged Matilda , and so did our mates , ....

We won't need Monday, but if you've got tickets, i hope you get at least the morning session, we'll have them before lunch!

<feeling a bit over confident here, they might do us in three days!>

 

[Rugby Toffee]

England batting first..

 

[Goat]

Is this today?????

 

[Lao]

Is this today?????

Are you talking about the test, or your general perception of the space/time continuum?

Yes to either.

 

[Goat]

Oh my, we are on form today my friend.

 

[Bundy]

Goat is an honourary Aussie, up the poms!!