tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
The vaults show no mercy nor favour. They only offer the truth.
The Banned Obituaries
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I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
Hello.
All those that were slain over the weekend will have been reincarnated by now. The search continues
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
Holy JesusStunning
2019/20 - Jordan Pickford
Personal opinion of course. Maybe not 20 off top of my head: Dubravka Gollini Sirigu Casteels Pavlenka David Soria Livakovic Benitez Gazzaniga Unai Simon Henderson Bernardoni Rajkovic Alex Remiro Johnstone Ramsdale Foster Got as far as Dubravka and gave up, soz.www.grandoldteam.com
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
WIshing ligament damage on Jordan Pickford... A naughty step sojourn.
Fear not, he'll be nursing the hatred until his two weeks are up then be back with a whole new raft of bizarre conspiracy theories.
Its what happens when Everton do well.
The DOOMers have to get out there to be more edgy, Everton winning games robs them of their powers.
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
I hope we get him back in time for the end of the Labour leadership election so his head can fall off all over again
RIP to everyone’s favourite tedious bellend @RogerStringpiece1878
Bluetintedspecs
Player Valuation: £6m
How did Roger Ringpiece finally get banned?
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