The Banned Obituaries

[Connor]

No sign of the defendant?

We must proceed, justice waits for no one

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

midnite gmt buddies. innocent until proven guilty.

Guilty as Weinstein. Take him down.

 

[Efcjake]

@Keiran i charge thee guilty of being a returning WUM.

Honestly, the dedication shown has been impressive. You've been at this since 2010, when you were Cookachoo.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

@Keiran i charge thee guilty of being a returning WUM.

Honestly, the dedication shown has been impressive. You've been at this since 2010, when you were Cookachoo.

Like a soviet sleeper agent. Our very own red in the bed

 

[Moomin]

Ang him!!!!!

Guilty

 

[Efcjake]

Like a soviet sleeper agent. Our very own red in the bed

Multiple secret identities, all very cold war. As always we must stay vigilant.

 

[Stav1985]

no plea entered. can the jury prepare for midnite.

I will take that in to consideration and we’ll make a tradition out of it.

 

[orly]

@Keiran it is time. Do not cry.

You are allowed one bum.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Multiple secret identities, all very cold war. As always we must stay vigilant.

I just can't understand what kind of sad f++k keeps a secret persona for 10 years just to try and wind up opposing fans?

Oh but he's a kopite.. Say's it all really.

@Keiran there must be something missing in your life. Oh I know... it's a life!

 

[caught]

@Keiran i charge thee guilty of being a returning WUM.

Honestly, the dedication shown has been impressive. You've been at this since 2010, when you were Cookachoo.

It's the strange way they can't seem to stay away from the depression thread that interests me.

@the sniderman - please film the irrumatio you perform on the beast's severed head.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

If you look in the mirror and say "Eddie Howe" 5 times @Keiran will appear.

 

[Efcjake]

The defendant hides in the safety of the Swiss Current Affairs forum. Come to us @Keiran.

 

[Efcjake]

If you look in the mirror and say "Eddie Howe" 5 times @Keiran will appear.

What if I told you he put forward Iain Dowie as Moyes replacement?

We were saying that about them for all last season and look what happened. Gives me hope for us next season in a strange way, especially after Swanseas exploits this season.

It's a mentality issue with us, Moyes is not the man for the big occasion, particularly when we're expected to win. With Moyes inevitably going in the summer, hopefully we can get someone a bit more inspirational in.... ala Dowie.

 

[Efcjake]

This one about Martinez aged well

Moyes transfer record is hardly glowing now is it? And truth be told, when it comes to the big games he knows how to fudge it up. He's tactically inept, reactive, indecisive and i think we'd all agree some of his big decisions have been baffling.

Say what you like about Martinez, but he's done it when it matters. And he's done it with flair and style. A stubborn advocate of attractive Football, he's completely changed the mindset of a team used to route one. He can produce a big performance, and motivate a quite frankly average team when needed to. Beating Liverpool on their own patch is more than Moyes has managed in 10 years.

I'm not saying sack Moyes, but if he did go, Martinez would be a damn fine choice. We got Moyes when he had much less pedigree than Martinez does now.

 

[COYBL25]

@Keiran i charge thee guilty of being a returning WUM.

Honestly, the dedication shown has been impressive. You've been at this since 2010, when you were Cookachoo.

That sounds like something the forums number one Coronavirus super spreader @hktoffee would eat.