The battle for possession next season

[loooweee]

Got is a bit like a fantasy epic with many strange characters like Brianswan the swan

Adventures abound!

 

[Kiwi]

 

[bizzaro]

You scruffy spunk bubble Brian. You want to be eternally grateful that you can even come on this forum and have Everton fans even listen to your low grade self.

I will let you hang with the cool kids some more as long as you admit what a low down dirty sweat your mother is, being Welsh it's a given. Can you imagine the vicious piping she got from lesser desirable types? Your grandmother too Brian.

Brian you simpleton you're meant to be making us wound up, not making is cringe for you.

You smack of little club drawn at big club in cup. You're star struck by Everton you six fingered lamb nonce.

@Bungle after this little tirade. I shall be placing you on ignore. #victimised

Swansea aren't all that. This coming season will demonstrate this.

 

[Bungle]

@Bungle after this little tirade. I shall be placing you on ignore. #victimised

Swansea aren't all that. This coming season will demonstrate this.

I feel that the tirade directed at Mr Swan is entirely warranted.

As for placing me on ignore, that is your prerogative, I appreciate hearing the truth can be hard to take. You carry on ignoring those harsh truths if it makes you feel better.

Good day sir.

 

[cpfc1905]

this is the weirdest thread I've read on a forum for ages

For the record we aren't a hoofball team, Pardew has got us passing the ball more (we do rely on the counter away though)

 

[Brendan Janus]

I can't wait, for the first time ever there's only about 3 hoof ball teams left in the league and, thanks to Swansea, most teams are playing the ball on the ground.

Swansea - The pass masters ofcourse, started this trend. Inspired the likes of Liverpool, yourselves, Bournemouth and Southampton.

Man United - Van Gaal has them playing possession football now.

Man City - Always been a strong possession outfit.

Arsenal - Our beautiful football rivals, Wenger has them playing good football again.

Chelsea - Mourinho has realised his team must keep the ball more.

Liverpool - Rodgers has tried to bring the Swansea way to Liverpool.

Everton - Martinez has tried likewise with Everton.

Tottenham - Poch has instilled good possession football.

Bournemouth - Big fan of Howe, he is a future Swansea manager, brought nice football to Bournemouth.

Southampton - Poch and now Koeman carrying on good football.

Newcastle - McClaren will have them playing nice football.

Norwich - Alex Neil has brought a nice style to Norwich, they will hold their own.

West Ham - Billic will do the same for West Ham, finally rid of hoofball Allardyce.

Stoke - Mark Hughes likes possession football.

Aston Villa - Sherwood likes to play possession football.

Watford - Flores I heard likes to play on the deck.


Who will let us down? West Brom - hoofball Pulis has taken them backwards, Crystal Palace (Pardew) are too counter attacking, Sunderland should really play good footy with a dutch man at the helm but I have no confidence in them either. Leicester we'll see, depends who they bring in.

This is great though for English AND Welsh football, our elite teams playing the proper way!

Don't care how we play as long as we win !!

 

[Kiwi]

this is the weirdest thread I've read on a forum for ages

For the record we aren't a hoofball team, Pardew has got us passing the ball more (we do rely on the counter away though)

Brian's good like that.
Have a look through his posting history for more gems

 

[Furey1878]

Swansea are a far better club than Everton could ever hope to be.

The sooner we accept it, the better.

 

[Lids1978]

Good Lord Byran your alive! Pffftt the EFFORT you put into your returning post only to be well and truly (North) Scoused! Lol Byran xx

 

[Lids1978]

Pissing myself laughing here

 

[LostLegend]

'English football' was never the same again

Amazing to see the Swans totally bossing the football Goliaths that are Blackburn Rovers...

Do one, you utter quilt.

 

[Furey1878]

Be honest though, lads. We're nothing more than a hair on Swansea's arse crack. How many trophies have Everton won in the last 15 years? We're a vile club with disgusting fans who have the gall to voice their frustration when our team's playing crap - disgraceful. Swansea on the other hand are a humble, family club who, even when they lose games, actually win them by virtue of the beautiful football they play.

 

[BrianSwan]

So far 15 teams have attempted 400+ passes this season as opposed to 11 last year.

Possession masters such as Liverpool and Everton (who both tried to copy our style) are limited to only 51% average possession each so far. This is wonderful news for the league. The promoted sides, Bournemouth especially, are a breath of fresh air.

 

[Connor]

So far 15 teams have attempted 400+ passes this season as opposed to 11 last year.

Possession masters such as Liverpool and Everton (who both tried to copy our style) are limited to only 51% average possession each so far. This is wonderful news for the league. The promoted sides, Bournemouth especially, are a breath of fresh air.

Hello Bri, you in Europe yet ?

Better yet, have you beat us in Premier League yet ?

 

[Lids1978]

So far 15 teams have attempted 400+ passes this season as opposed to 11 last year.

Possession masters such as Liverpool and Everton (who both tried to copy our style) are limited to only 51% average possession each so far. This is wonderful news for the league. The promoted sides, Bournemouth especially, are a breath of fresh air.

lol lol