KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
Yeah lad I wuz there when Arouna laaaaa did his epileptic pensioner celebrationIf you didn’t see Hibbert hit the bar with an overhit cross at Norwich in 2012 then you’re not a proper bloo imo.
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Yeah lad I wuz there when Arouna laaaaa did his epileptic pensioner celebrationIf you didn’t see Hibbert hit the bar with an overhit cross at Norwich in 2012 then you’re not a proper bloo imo.
Hmmm ... saw something about somebody in Malta for the In-ger-land match, bare chested in a bar and refusing to put a shirt on resulting in getting legged by a machete wielding bar staff member.he’s a boss blue who’s landed himself in a bit of hot water in malta goes everywhere with everton
If you regularly go the aways,you’ll know bonk,Everton legendDo you know 'Bonk'?
I've seen people claim that 'If you go the game, you know bonk.'
Twitter has been divided over this. I don't know him, never heard of him.
Have you?
Mate, I was there and I’m not even Everton, you need a better one than that.Could you imagine being a hardcore Everton elite?
“Yeaaaah lad bet yous weren’t there when Louis scored the fastest goal in FA Cup Final history laaaad”
I shudder to think about it.
He doesn't know me, so it's all his fault - not sure I'm too arsed anywayApparently if you don’t know Bonk you’re not worth knowing. That’s all I know
I know Bonk ha....madness all thisDo you know 'Bonk'?
I've seen people claim that 'If you go the game, you know bonk.'
Twitter has been divided over this. I don't know him, never heard of him.
Have you?
Still gives me the creeps all these years later. The clip is on you tube somewhere
Yeah well I was there when Sigurdsson scored a 56 yard goal against a team of farmers nobody could pronounce and who very nearly put us out of European competition we went on to embarrass English football in.Mate, I was there and I’m not even Everton, you need a better one than that.
Yeah, well I went on a secret SAS mission with Royston Drenthe and Andy Van de Meyde before Fulham away and woke up in a skip in Soho. You never saw what as in that skip mate, and now I can’t unsee it. sEen It aLL mE lAd!Yeah well I was there when Sigurdsson scored a 56 yard goal against a team of farmers nobody could pronounce and who very nearly put us out of European competition we went on to embarrass English football in.
Seen it all me lad
...but not even a Mother could loveIf you go to the away games he is a face you would recognise.