The @bohemian toffee Paxman questioning thread

[tommye]

What song is your guilty pleasure and is it by Steps?

Love Machine by Girls Aloud, hearing Steps songs makes me want to harm people

Do you have brand loyalty to any particular company?

Everton is probably the nearest I've ever gotten to brand loyalty and I despise those knobheads with a passion

What's the biggest style mistake you've ever made?

Definitely a Paisley shirt I bought circa 1988. Spent £65 quid on it which is worth about 6 grand in today's money.
Thought I was the bollocks getting ready, walked down stairs and my dad shouts 'f me, it's 'kin Danny La Rue....

Shirt binned. Ffs

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Grill me hard and fast exactly like a tomato shouldn't be.

if you could be in any band without changing their sound, which band would you be in?

What's the best piece of advice you were ever given and did you follow it?

What's the best thing you ever bought and how much was it and is it a potato peeler or garlic press?

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Love Machine by Girls Aloud, hearing Steps songs makes me want to harm people


Everton is probably the nearest I've ever gotten to brand loyalty and I despise those knobheads with a passion


Definitely a Paisley shirt I bought circa 1988. Spent £65 quid on it which is worth about 6 grand in today's money.
Thought I was the bollocks getting ready, walked down stairs and my dad shouts 'f me, it's 'kin Danny La Rue....

Shirt binned. Ffs

Five points x

 

[tommye]

Five points x

 

[Ming the Merciful]

if you could be in any band without changing their sound, which band would you be in?

What's the best piece of advice you were ever given and did you follow it?

What's the best thing you ever bought and how much was it and is it a potato peeler or garlic press?

Hmm...

1) I'm not entirely sure I get that question, I don't play any instruments but do sing at a marvellously mediocre level so I guess it's what band would I like to ruin with my vocals? Probably someone from the 60s so I could die gracefully before the groupies decide to cash in on a Me Too pension.

2) Be kind to yourself. I try to, every day. It's not an easy thing. I experienced bullying and instead of taking it out on other people I took it out on myself. I'm getting better at taking this advice and I recommend it to all.

3) Best thing and worst thing I ever bought was cocaine.
A good spud peeler is a must, it needs to feel a part of you when you hold it like a gunslinger explaining his revolver to a young novice.
Garlic presses are novelty kitchen gadgets for sub human scum. Press your garlic by finely chopping and scraping with the edge of knife with some salt to make paste like a gentleman.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Hmm...

1) I'm not entirely sure I get that question, I don't play any instruments but do sing at a marvellously mediocre level so I guess it's what band would I like to ruin with my vocals? Probably someone from the 60s so I could die gracefully before the groupies decide to cash in on a Me Too pension.

2) Be kind to yourself. I try to, every day. It's not an easy thing. I experienced bullying and instead of taking it out on other people I took it out on myself. I'm getting better at taking this advice and I recommend it to all.

3) Best thing and worst thing I ever bought was cocaine.
A good spud peeler is a must, it needs to feel a part of you when you hold it like a gunslinger explaining his revolver to a young novice.
Garlic presses are novelty kitchen gadgets for sub human scum. Press your garlic by finely chopping and scraping with the edge of knife with some salt to make paste like a gentleman.

@YoboCopter

 

[matty1878]

can’t cope with these q threads

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Hmm...

1) I'm not entirely sure I get that question, I don't play any instruments but do sing at a marvellously mediocre level so I guess it's what band would I like to ruin with my vocals? Probably someone from the 60s so I could die gracefully before the groupies decide to cash in on a Me Too pension.

2) Be kind to yourself. I try to, every day. It's not an easy thing. I experienced bullying and instead of taking it out on other people I took it out on myself. I'm getting better at taking this advice and I recommend it to all.

3) Best thing and worst thing I ever bought was cocaine.
A good spud peeler is a must, it needs to feel a part of you when you hold it like a gunslinger explaining his revolver to a young novice.
Garlic presses are novelty kitchen gadgets for sub human scum. Press your garlic by finely chopping and scraping with the edge of knife with some salt to make paste like a gentleman.

The first question was poorly worded, apologies.

Two points x

 

[Kurt.]

Koff with yer two half points … these answers are naff