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The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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Whoever’s idea it was to install the Poppers vending machine and the bleach chiller before match night is a Shelter Legend as far as I’m concerned.
Just had a delivery, anybody around to help unload it?
Any ppe in there? I'm feeling the need for extra protection
Always Davey, can’t be too careful.
Hopefully the adult diapers and plastic sheets have arrived at the DCL and Carlo threads as well.
Crap, no bibs or spit hoods for the DCL thread? It's full of barely coherent dribbling and rage filled splutterings.
It's a poly-orifice problem we are negotiating here my man.
Tbh I’ll be down here for most of the day watching the snooker. I’ll let the other brave souls fight the good fight.
I’ve done my bit unloading the poppers and the loo roll.
I see you’ve taken the radio duties. That will save you having to go out there.
You can relay all the intel back to the bunker lounge and coordinate the counter strikes. Stay vigilant...
Nice barnet, should get yourself over to @JimmyJeffers other thread
www.grandoldteam.com
Hair loss
Relevant thread as ‘76 model I’m on the cusp of some big decisions here... shaving off young makes you look older when you’re younger but you deffo hold the age for longer... My take is if you have Bruce Willis’s jaw line then you go bald .. if like me you don’t.. then you go full FUE if you...
We need to be on Critical alert status tonight. Potential for meltdowns and full on heads exploding, beware of skull and brain fragments drifting towards us on the radioactive wind. Could possibly start as soon as team announced. I intend to round up the GOT ladies and form an interceptor squad similar to the Angels in Captain Scarlet to ward off incoming threats.
Encoder
Player Valuation: £35m
Can't believe Leicester won last night. How are we so bad when we have spent so much money? We are a joke. Leicester always sign good players and have never made a bad signing. Why can't we be more like them? FFS Everton you are an utter JOKE.
Oh hang on they drew against 10 man Southampton, let me crawl back in my hole until Everton lose.
Oh hang on they drew against 10 man Southampton, let me crawl back in my hole until Everton lose.
White suits is very apt for sector E containment but be careful, lots of bodily fluids flying around out there.
The transfer thread earlier...
Stay safe out there everyone, remember the shelter needs you.