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The bomb shelter thread.

Noooo, don't call them in to the shelter. To the brig / cleaning the last for you!
Rookie mistake lol

We’re gonna have to get a stricter punishment for summoning incels as cleaning the brig is no longer a deterrent.

Wringing out pants and bedsheets in match day thread should discourage further transgressions.
 


Not my weekend this guys, the one time I have a bit of luck and I can't take advantage of it.

I ordered a kebab(shish) from a turkish restaurant, just wanted a meat fix. Anyway when I opened the door too my surprise I had 2 pizzas arrive as well, they belonged to Danny F, sorry Danny F was not my fault pal. Anyway gave the driver well until I had finished my kebab to come back but he didn't.

I was too full too eat the frigging pizzas, what a disgrace. Don't even get me started on my shopping shenanigans this morning. Life seems to be falling apart at the moment chaps, don't mind me.

Also stick by my post that pizzas from kebab shops are not the greatest.

Now where are those frazzles and my slippers.
 

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