The bomb shelter thread.

[JimmyJeffers]

Updated: Zat also spotted in the Laurence Fox thread.

Call AC12

 

[Terrarian]

I find not watching much easier I must say, I mean i missed the first half purposely, switched it on as we were ahead, they proceeded to have 72% possession and hit the post, I switched back off and we seen it through. Corn snacks and juice a plenty.

I must be the jinx I apologise.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I find not watching much easier I must say, I mean i missed the first half purposely, switched it on as we were ahead, they proceeded to have 72% possession and hit the post, I switched back off and we seen it through. Corn snacks and juice a plenty.

I must be the jinx I apologise.

It's you or my missus. I swear we always lose or concede a goal if she's present.

Honestly, I barred her from watching the away Derby, Arsenal away, and West Ham. She insisted on watching Villa. Palace she decided to tell me something at the point the equalised. Ditto Sours twice.

Coincidence? I think not. This may require investment in a special Fritzl style match day cellar...

 

[coollino]

I find not watching much easier I must say, I mean i missed the first half purposely, switched it on as we were ahead, they proceeded to have 72% possession and hit the post, I switched back off and we seen it through. Corn snacks and juice a plenty.

I must be the jinx I apologise.

I haven't watch a full match of football since the last World Cup. Welcome to the resistance.

I find 90 mins or so of football boring. Obviously 1 in 10 games prove me wrong but i'm not wasting 900 mins of my life to find this out.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Thanks, I actually just did a little bit of math to confirm my suspicions.

I have replied/mentioned you on this forum 16 times since the very first time in 2018 with only 6 occuring between 2020 and today.

Since the start of 2020 you have replied/mentioned me or spoken about RB Leipzig, with no prompt from my side whatsoever, a grand total of at least 77 times.

You are, quite simply, obsessed with me. Do you need help? Quite worried about you if I'm honest.

 

[Death]

I stapped myself in the hand with a pen to escape the pain I was feeling looking at that.

 

[Nymzee]

Nice effort but a little lacking.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Nice effort but a little lacking.

Would a more stats based analysis have improved it?

 

[Nymzee]

Would a more stats based analysis have improved it?

Nah just less arse licking I guess.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Nah just less arse licking I guess.

I'm starting to think you're not fully on board with the good vibes the bomb shelter is bringing.

Get yourself a multipack of frazzles and a whisper and find a nice spot by the scented candles.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

I've got £50 on @Nymzee battering you all. 15/1, the shelter to myself and AN awful lot of frazzles.

What's not to like?

 

[Jebus_lives]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

I've got £50 on @Nymzee battering you all. 15/1, the shelter to myself and AN awful lot of frazzles.

What's not to like?

I've got faith that the scented candles, frazzles and someone posting something nice in the Leipzig thread will be enough to calm things down.

 

[Nymzee]

I'm starting to think you're not fully on board with the good vibes the bomb shelter is bringing.

Get yourself a multipack of frazzles and a whisper and find a nice spot by the scented candles.

It's a Wispa - think you not knowing that means ejection from the shelter. What you reckon @JimmyJeffers

 

[Jebus_lives]

I've got faith that the scented candles, frazzles and someone posting something nice in the Leipzig thread will be enough to calm things down.

Sorted. I've posted something nice in the Leipzig thread, the smell of frazzles and pomegranate candles should be a lovely calming influence.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Sorted. I've posted something nice in the Leipzig thread, the smell of frazzles and pomegranate candles should be a lovely calming influence.

I dunno mate, he's winding up to batter you with a king size wispa here...

Back away slowly. I'd suggest preparing to use the candle as a weapon.