The bomb shelter thread.

[COYBL25]

It's all starting again. I was gonna head to the Carlo cool down thread and suggest a few folk indulge in a hot chocolate, but noticed forum heavyweight Davek is throwing haymakers and rallying a bedwetting army.

I'm scared. I'm staying here.

Angry @GwladysBlue has just surfaced. Secure the hatches and prepare to switch to blackout.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The Incel army is rasping! We were told of this day. We must do what is right and hide here. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE ENEMY! Their deep feelings of lacking in self-worth will engulf you.

Incel army LOL. We need to establish if they're the self same Dars with erection and cocaine issues @sniderman warned us of, or a new group forming an unholy coalition of DOOM.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Hello, I'm new here, but I heard this is the place to be when it's all kicking off in the Carlo Ancelotti thread.

I've got a family pack of Chipsticks and a tin of Malteser flavoured hot chocolate powder. If I sit quietly in the corner, can I stay?

 

[Jimishorts]

@JimmyJeffers . I’ve forgot the code ffs.

Is it 1,2,3,4 or 1,2,3,4,*

 

[JimmyJeffers]

@JimmyJeffers . I’ve forgot the code ffs.

Is it 1,2,3,4 or 1,2,3,4,*

I’ll PM you mate. Too many spies about. One of the infected might gain entry and we’ll have all sorts of problems trying to chase him out.

 

[COYBL25]

Hello, I'm new here, but I heard this is the place to be when it's all kicking off in the Carlo Ancelotti thread.

I've got a family pack of Chipsticks and a tin of Malteser flavoured hot chocolate powder. If I sit quietly in the corner, can I stay?

Do you have any Carpenters records ?

If so please bring them.

 

[Jimishorts]

I’ll PM you mate. Too many spies about. One of the infected might gain entry and we’ll have all sorts of problems trying to chase him out.

hurry up mate it’s turning into a passive aggressive off in the match thread between the super bloos

 

[Toast]

I left work and drove home on the 70 min mark and we were doing fine and I was watching it on the sly on my phone.

Get home just as the second one goes in.

I feel partly to blame, but I’m not admitting that in the Everton Forum.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Angry @GwladysBlue has just surfaced. Secure the hatches and prepare to switch to blackout.

He’s at the window! No. Body. Move

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Do you have any Carpenters records ?

If so please bring them.

The only record I have is Renée & Renato - Save Your Love the 1983 classic.

I'll understand if you don't want me to put it on.

 

[COYBL25]

The only record I have is Renée & Renato - Save Your Love the 1983 classic.

I'll understand if you don't want me to put it on.

That sounds ideal.

I’ll bring my whale noise soundtrack and we can have a dance off.

 

[Toast]

The only record I have is Renée & Renato - Save Your Love the 1983 classic.

I'll understand if you don't want me to put it on.

Top of the pops - the story of 1985 has just started on bbc2. Will just have that playing away instead.

 

[Jimishorts]

I left work and drove home on the 70 min mark and we were doing fine and I was watching it on the sly on my phone.

Get home just as the second one goes in.

I feel partly to blame, but I’m not admitting that in the Everton Forum.

That’s ok mate quoted it for you.

I’m sure this will absolve you of any wrongdoing or punishment in the eyes of the incels.

Let healing begin.

 

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[COYBL25]

Quick, double the sentries, @tirion has just surfaced.