The bomb shelter thread.

cronullasharks · May 16, 2021

Jimishorts said:
I think it’s maybe time to accept the outside world as we knew it is gone, days of roaming the savannah for supplies are off the cards. Toxicity levels may never recover, I suggest we limit supplies of poppers and corn snacks and gather together at this critical time in the shelter.

I’m not a religious person but join in if you know the words.

Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

For those who’ve been on the poppers

Someone's laughing, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's laughing, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's laughing, Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

For those in the Carlo thread

Someone's crying, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's crying, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's crying, Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

For those with tickets to Goodison

Someone's booing, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's booing, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's booing, Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

For the Mods

Someone's banning, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's banning, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's banning, Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay yaaaaaaaaa.

And those of us up at Mill Park

Ward out, Lord, kum bay ya;
Get Allaway back, Lord, kum bay ya;
@maccavennie's ma, Lord, kum bay ya,
O Fylde, kum bay yaaaaaaaaa.

Dutch Toffee · May 16, 2021

anjelikaferrett said:
That was draining, frustrating and utterly demoralising. Can I just stay here until it's all over. I'll be quiet, do a bit of dusting and cook breakfast.

Full English? I'm in for that.

PhilM · May 16, 2021

anjelikaferrett said:
That was draining, frustrating and utterly demoralising. Can I just stay here until it's all over. I'll be quiet, do a bit of dusting and cook breakfast.

You missed frightening. And that’s only describing the sensation when looking at the Carlo thread.

cronullasharks · May 16, 2021

Can i have a mars bar, so so hungry

john jako · May 16, 2021

Godfrey had some sly digs tonight. Unbelievable.

nsno-chris · May 16, 2021

Have we lost any of the good guys tonight?

john jako · May 16, 2021

Every time we don’t win the Moise Kean thread gets a bump. Don’t think I can take it next season with him about. Causes straighteners in an empty room.

cronullasharks · May 16, 2021

john jako said:
Every time we don’t win the Moise Kean thread gets a bump. Don’t think I can take it next season with him about. Causes straighteners in an empty room.

Might go give the bolasie thread a bump and see if anyone falls for it

anjelikaferrett · May 16, 2021

Dutch Toffee said:
Full English? I'm in for that.

Of course - veggie option available.

Tigger · May 16, 2021

Dutch Toffee said:
Just had a quick look in the Everton forum. Should be an option to put that whole section on ignore. I can totally understand the dissapointment of my fellow Evertonians, but man reading through that is painful.

I dont understand how people have the energy after a performance like that, to then dissect it all night/week and skip from thread to thread finding something new to say. WE ARE UTTER TURD, move on it's nothing new and we will be next year. Anything else is a bonus once you make peace.

Toast · May 16, 2021

cronullasharks said:
Might go give the bolasie thread a bump and see if anyone falls for it

Think I’ve swerved his thread since i admitted booing him off for failing to run off an injury he got in front of the Lower Bullens in front of me..

It was his ACL one as well.. FFS..