The bomb shelter thread.

[Bohemian Toffee]

Mate, is that a roundabout way of saying you were consuming magnets and ice-cream last night?

Please say it ain't so!

Can't be doing with ice cream, hurts my teeth.

Nah, I went with demolishing a bar of chocolate and drinking a litre of milk. While listening to a documentary about QAnon and checking in on here from time to time.

Cider, grim. All rustic and harmless looking, but then, suckers you in and next thing you're talking about EU quotas and how ramblers don't own the fields anyway, then you've been sick all over your shoes.

Your head starts thumping and you're thinking, 'well, that's not fair, I didn't even get to do the horny messages to random contacts on my phone and spinny room thing before the hangover started'.

Don't do cider kids, it's not big and it's certainly not clever. The money from cider funds terrorists too*



*possibly, I haven't checked this.

 

[Jimishorts]

consuming magnets and ice-cream

Can't be doing with ice cream, hurts my teeth.

No wonder if it’s got magnets in it.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

No wonder if it’s got magnets in it.

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I assumed it was a typo, didn't want to be indiscreet and point it out though

 

[Jimishorts]

I assumed it was a typo, didn't want to be indiscreet and point it out though

I didn’t know if it was one of Mrs. Gingerlovechilds recipes?

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I didn’t know if it was one of Mrs. Gingerlovechilds recipes?

Needs more of a charcoal effect to be one of the esteemed lady's creations

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I assumed it was a typo, didn't want to be indiscreet and point it out though

No no, defo magnets.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I didn’t know if it was one of Mrs. Gingerlovechilds recipes?

Needs more of a charcoal effect to be one of the esteemed lady's creations

Burnt icecream, mmmmmm

 

[wm02]

Just saw the Dyche in post. End times are coming

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Just saw the Dyche in post. End times are coming

I still want Emery to us to become a thing, I might try and start it midweek

 

[LostLegend]

Can't be doing with ice cream, hurts my teeth.

Nah, I went with demolishing a bar of chocolate and drinking a litre of milk. While listening to a documentary about QAnon and checking in on here from time to time.

Cider, grim. All rustic and harmless looking, but then, suckers you in and next thing you're talking about EU quotas and how ramblers don't own the fields anyway, then you've been sick all over your shoes.

Your head starts thumping and you're thinking, 'well, that's not fair, I didn't even get to do the horny messages to random contacts on my phone and spinny room thing before the hangover started'.

Don't do cider kids, it's not big and it's certainly not clever. The money from cider funds terrorists too*



*possibly, I haven't checked this.

Friend of mine was on the lash down in Cornwall and went into one of those nice rustic, country pubs. It had a sign behind the bar proclaiming if you could down 2 pints of their home-made scrumpy, walk outside and back and give the barman your full name and date-of-birth without slurring, the rest of your nights drinks were on-the-house.

The story goes that he downed the 2 pints, walked outside and woke up the next day in a police cell.

 

[Efcjake]

Ok just caught up on Philw so a correction

”forum equivalent of subbing yourself whilst the ref is fumbling with his pocket for the card and then post match going to their changing room and head-butting them”

Proper Ferguson response to authority from Big Phil

 

[Jimishorts]

Just saw the Dyche in post. End times are coming

It would appear so. I’ve seen the leaflet in the first aid cabinet, next to the emergency poppers.

 

[Toast]

Looks good in blue...

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

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Looks good in blue...

Proper sponsor too, Coalite, sort of thing Mrs. Gingerlovechild serves up when Davey needs to work on his beach body.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Just saw the Dyche in post. End times are coming

The Potter shouts are good too. Either Egil is a genius sage or a complete nut. I guess only time will tell.