The bomb shelter thread.

[Bohemian Toffee]

Souček own goal for West Brom, West Ham missing a penalty earlier.

They do us so much better than we do.

 

[john jako]

Souček own goal for West Brom, West Ham missing a penalty earlier.

They do us so much better than we do.

@chicoazul will be in his element if West Ham mess this up

 

[The binman chronicles]

I've seen the word 'commitment' used a lot in the James thread.

Why is he getting married?

Someone please remind the mutants we’d be in Europe if we’d beaten Newcastle home and away

I did that already. Not many biting tbh.

 

[Jimishorts]

Souček own goal for West Brom, West Ham missing a penalty earlier.

They do us so much better than we do.

Awaits ‘get big Sam back’ and ‘that Benteke looks alright’ shouts.

 

[COYBL25]

West Ham just scored, the Moyes Army of the Dead are rising again.

 

[Terrarian]

Ladies and Gentlemen, LGBTQ and penguins, I give you Dan Tanner

What about 2?

On the bones of our arses... Could ya give us 2 please... That's 1 + another one... 2... Thats2 scabby games that you could drag yourself out of your expensive 4 poster bed for.

You attempted one that you didn't try for, maybe you should have had a bit of go today...

Too much to ask, you poor tortured angel, I shall put in 70 hours this week and donate my entire wage to help you attempt to struggle to just even turn up to the ground.

What monsters we fans are, imagine wanting to see our star player.
What greedy desperate despicable degeneratives we are...

Thankyou James for deeming to nod your amazingness in our direction for 5 minutes you selt entitled skunk... I look forward to your 8 games next year you utter fraud.

you're welcome

 

[coollino]

People are comparing their working hours per week to james' now

Ladies and Gentlemen, LGBTQ and penguins, I give you Dan Tanner

you're welcome

It's an incredible piece of writing tbh, many twists and turns.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

People are comparing their working hours per week to james' now


It's an incredible piece of writing tbh, many twists and turns.

I liked the four poster bed bit, you need to paint a picture of luxury with your words and four poster bed gets the job done.

I live in a country where there is genuine outrage at how much politicians make/take, footballers - good luck to them. It's a weird culture shift and I don't like it.

Much prefer the British way:

How many nurses could Iwobi pay for? How many hospitals would Holgate fetch?

Utterly sick of them all, the frauds, cowards, I am going to stop watching and donate all my extra income to things the state used to cover, like braces for kids and decent mental health services just like everyone else the Daily Mail champions. Oh.

 

[COYBL25]

I liked the four poster bed bit, you need to paint a picture of luxury with your words and four poster bed gets the job done.

I live in a country where there is genuine outrage at how much politicians make/take, footballers - good luck to them. It's a weird culture shift and I don't like it.

Much prefer the British way:

How many nurses could Iwobi pay for? How many hospitals would Holgate fetch?

Utterly sick of them all, the frauds, cowards, I am going to stop watching and donate all my extra income to things the state used to cover, like braces for kids and decent mental health services just like everyone else the Daily Mail champions. Oh.

Funny you should mention the four poster bed.

Maybe it’s my age, but I don’t really equate them to luxury, more some scabby bed and breakfast in Rhyl, that’s trying to sell it’s self as upmarket, as it’s has four poster beds, drape curtains and flock wallpaper.

When the reality is that it stinks of fried bacon and is a destination for sixty something swingers from all over the U.K.

 

[cronullasharks]

Funny you should mention the four poster bed.

Maybe it’s my age, but I don’t really equate them to luxury, more some scabby bed and breakfast in Rhyl, that’s trying to sell it’s self as upmarket, as it’s has four poster beds, drape curtains and flock wallpaper.

When the reality is that it stinks of fried bacon and is a destination for sixty something swingers from all over the U.K.

Sounds like heaven. As soon as this covid crap is over I'm there.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Funny you should mention the four poster bed.

Maybe it’s my age, but I don’t really equate them to luxury, more some scabby bed and breakfast in Rhyl, that’s trying to sell it’s self as upmarket, as it’s has four poster beds, drape curtains and flock wallpaper.

When the reality is that it stinks of fried bacon and is a destination for sixty something swingers from all over the U.K.

Yeah, only time I slept in a four poster bed was in a grim hotel that was once a monastery or something. Much more of a swinger vibe than anything else and the breakfast finished at 9am.

Halfway home, breakfast was petrol station hot dogs, and Mrs. Bohemian Toffee said "nice to get away though". Didn't realise she hated our flat that much.

 

[Toast]

The Ancelotti thread is warming up.

 

[Jimishorts]

The Ancelotti thread is warming up.

Thanks to @COYBL25 .

Some pot stirring that fella.

 

[COYBL25]

Thanks to @COYBL25 .

Some pot stirring that fella.

It wasn’t intentional lol

 

[Jimishorts]

It wasn’t intentional lol