The bomb shelter thread.


Part of the fun is getting dragged into it sometimes, and then bailing before the bans and warnings start flying and talking the moral high ground, I've not quite perfected the bailing out part yet.
First post of a mod is the early warning...

Make sure you 'Like' that post, then a few more of a similar vain, while gently still needling the more extreme elements.

Casually post something in a completely different part of the forum, even better if it's a serious topic.

Wait 10 minutes and return to previous thread and observe the aftermath. Then contribute with something to the effect of 'can we get back to talking about Everton ffs'*

*Nobody wants this, but you've got to play the game.
 
Wait 10 minutes and return to previous thread and observe the aftermath. Then contribute with something to the effect of 'can we get back to talking about Everton ffs'*

*Nobody wants this, but you've got to play the game.

It's the same as during a match when the commentator has to say "nobody wants to see that" after a player has run fully 30 yards to get into some handbags.

Yeah, we all want to see it, like the front row of grannies in the crowd for the ITV wrestling.
 

First post of a mod is the early warning...

Make sure you 'Like' that post, then a few more of a similar vain, while gently still needling the more extreme elements.

Casually post something in a completely different part of the forum, even better if it's a serious topic.

Wait 10 minutes and return to previous thread and observe the aftermath. Then contribute with something to the effect of 'can we get back to talking about Everton ffs'*

*Nobody wants this, but you've got to play the game.

Don't forget to like a few random posts elsewhere as well to win favour with people that you can then call upon for support later on, having already planted the seed that they're your internet friend with the earlier like.
 
Ah, sometimes I think leaving things to tick along with Snides intervention is just as good. The big sour cat has a very different style, but my word, it is effective.

If only Big Ig took an interest. Many opinions make light work. Or heads hurt.
Yeah, I can see that as well, I just miss him is all.
 



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