JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Don’t want to scare anyone but we’re all going to die
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The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
- Start date
Do my eyes deceive me or do his shorts say “too easy”?
If so is it a commentary on ”too easy to wind some people up”?!
If so is it a commentary on ”too easy to wind some people up”?!
Utterly convinced Tommy Davo is on here, lapping up the fume and feeding the squad Intel to wind us up. "Yes James lad, they all reckon you're phoning it in, chuck that old pic of you on your private jet up on Twitter. It'll be mega lulz"
Odds on Tommy Dav will be egging kmn Delph to tweet he's negotiating a new contract next. You watch.
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
Can you be the shelter psychiatrist?
Everyone survived the night? Seeing the Welsh tried to launch a late attack in the Eurovision thread.
Leylo
Player Valuation: £35m
Just about a bit battered and bruised anyone got a plaster.
Early warnings coming in,that Agent Orange has had his Weetabix and has turned hud wrath onto James Rodriguez, after he refused to appear at a benefit gig for homeless Marxists prior to boarding his Lear Jet and flew back home with a sore leg.
Just to follow on from comrade Jeffers stark warning this morning
A quick reminder that zero hour is almost upon us. As well as the usual cry-arsing and bed-wetting in sector e, we are expecting to see an influx of end of season threads some by the usual suspects however some will be from those who have been operating from within the shadows for the last 37 games theses could include but are not limited to
The what ifers - “if only we’d been Newcastle/Fulham/ Sheffield United etc etc etc.
Stat nerds - Will present spurious facts to promote an agenda driven narrative, eg DCL must be replaced by Ings / Iwobi would have been effective playing thru the middle.
38 game righteous judges - “you said judge after 38 games, well it’s not good enough blah blah blah”.
The told you sos - “We should’ve bought xyz/always knew James was a crock/Carlos is a dinosaur”.
The watersheders - As regular as clockwork they appear, to draw a line in the sand, claim everyone connected to the club is a fraud and how this can not be aloud to happen again.
Also there will be a mass migration to the transfer thread where the weasels will rise and the regular agitators wham and fantasy formations will increase exponentially until they receive mod intervention or the whole thread collapses in on itself to reach transfer singularity.
In short be safe, be vigilant and make sure you wearing your big boy/lady pants.
A quick reminder that zero hour is almost upon us. As well as the usual cry-arsing and bed-wetting in sector e, we are expecting to see an influx of end of season threads some by the usual suspects however some will be from those who have been operating from within the shadows for the last 37 games theses could include but are not limited to
The what ifers - “if only we’d been Newcastle/Fulham/ Sheffield United etc etc etc.
Stat nerds - Will present spurious facts to promote an agenda driven narrative, eg DCL must be replaced by Ings / Iwobi would have been effective playing thru the middle.
38 game righteous judges - “you said judge after 38 games, well it’s not good enough blah blah blah”.
The told you sos - “We should’ve bought xyz/always knew James was a crock/Carlos is a dinosaur”.
The watersheders - As regular as clockwork they appear, to draw a line in the sand, claim everyone connected to the club is a fraud and how this can not be aloud to happen again.
Also there will be a mass migration to the transfer thread where the weasels will rise and the regular agitators wham and fantasy formations will increase exponentially until they receive mod intervention or the whole thread collapses in on itself to reach transfer singularity.
In short be safe, be vigilant and make sure you wearing your big boy/lady pants.
Hopefully because the pubs are open they'll all go out and ignore the forum so there's a breather from their nonsense until they wade in later on.
I'm going for three bans within the next twenty-four hours.
I'm going for three bans within the next twenty-four hours.
carlos21
KING OF REP
Yes mate of course I can.
Has anyone accused you of being a bad clique yet?
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Hello mate. What do you think of all this James palava?
How do my man! I found myself darring at Iwobi luxury travel gate last summer so although I’m laughing at the anger I am also a massive hypocrite I suppose. You well?